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Subject: police

Author:
Peter

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Date Posted: 18:41:19 06/17/03 Tue

"No really we're trained! We accidently got lost in a police training camp one summer and as a result know alot about guns...getting shot...and other cop stuff." Maddi explained.
"We know how to play dead." Chels added
"And cuff people"
"And...eat doughnuts with the expertice of a profesional cop!"
"And we can use human shields!"
"And how do sniff out drugs."
"Like the dogs do!"
"And how to hold a flashlight in that cewl way."
"And how to spray pepper spray properly, not into your eyes but into your assalant's eyes!"
"And all that cewl cop lingo."
"Alpha four niner."
"Anything else." Lauren asked boredly
"Uh...no that seems to be it." Chels answered.
"Wait! We did learn how to drive a get-away vehicle as well as how to chase one." Maddi added.
"Jolly good...now can we just follow Harrison out of here?!" Chrissy asked.
"Oh...i guess so..." Chels muttered.

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