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Stubby Boardman
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Date Posted: 12:23:32 07/01/03 Tue
(I just LOVED the stuff in the 5th book about Sirius, lol! although I am pretty mad at J.K.R., for 'reasons that Fufu can't know until she's done with OotP'. Though I think you have enough minds to see why. Um...so yeah. I have no brain. Can anyone do anything tonight? (today being Tuesday) or at least until Friday? (being my b-day, so I'm stuck with my relations).
back to the story, folks. Will someone tell me what's going on--CHELS??!)
Sirius and Remus crept along the halls of Hogwarts, each holding a large tranq gun. Moments before they had tranqed the insane James (he just wouldn't shut up about those American Muffins...) and the gullible Peter, after making sure he had removed all the herrings from his pants.
"Where would Snape be?" Sirius asked.
"Probably in the library, studying for our OWLS."
(did I just skip a year?? what year are they in, does anyone remember?)
"Okay, then. Let's go and tranq everyone in the library."
"That's alot of people, Padfoot."
"When has it stopped us before?" Sirius asked innocently. "Besides, I'm bored."
"Then go whine to James. The map says that Professor Dumbledore is also in the library."
"Ooh, what great fun!" Sirius exclaimed.
"No! He's old and frail and you're going to kill him! I won't let you!"
"There's the library! You can't stop me now, Remus!"
"Oh yes I can!" Remus cried, and tackled Sirius. They rolled past the door to the library, snarling and biting at one another. Sirius made sure that he wasn't actually bitten, though. With insane screaming about the Muffins and a Shrub, the two boys were making quite a racket. Everyone that had been in the library was now piled into the hall to watch them fight.
Dumbledore shook his head sadly and shot them both with his own mini-tranq gun. This solved the mystey that had been plauging Hogwarts for years--why would kids randomlly go to sleep in totally unrelated classrooms? Because Dumbledore was all invisible and cackling insanely as he shot them all...
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Chels, Fufu, Chrissy, and Tara all began to beat Maddi with ink pens and mechanical pencils.
"You can't do that to the Marauders! We have a plot to follow!" Fufu cried.
"Plot?" Maddi asked. "What Plot?"
"No taking fanfiction terms in our story! ERASE IT!" Chels cried.
"I'll never tell yoou hooow..." Maddi yelled back.
"Just SHUT UP! I'm going to write them back awake now..." Chrissy said.
"Okay," Maddi agreed, and hurridely scribbled something down.
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James opened his eyes to discover that he was lying in the middle of several large sand dunes. The wind whipped sand into his face and hair, making it difficult for him to breathe.
"Where are we?" he cried, seeing Remus, Sirius, and Peter look around in confusion.
"Don't ask me, I'm actually Stubby Boardman." Sirius replied calmly.
"Who?!" Remus demanded.
"No one," Peter said quickly, shooting a glare at Sirius.
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"Gah! No! We're not on Silver Lake!" Fufu cried.
"How did you know that's where I put them? They're in the middle of the Saharah." Maddi replied.
"You wouldn't strand your own alter-ego there!"
"You're right," Maddi agreed.
*********
The Marauders all screamed in fright as Sirius disapeared with a small 'pop'.
(aren't you glad we're all home again?)
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