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Subject: Well what a muggled...erm...muddled thingy

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Peter

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Date Posted: 18:38:33 03/03/03 Mon

Lily gasped, as did the man with the beard, who grabbed her and pulled her a safe distance from the morphing boys.
"I hate when he does this..." Peter squeeked and then fallowed the others out of the door. It must have looked quite peculiar to the purple crowd of Voledemort followers when they saw the oddly-formed band of mammals exit the local pub. The werewolf exited first, followed by the large black dog, who was fallowed by a stag, who was being ridden by a rat. For a few moments the crowd just watched them until one especailly brainy purple witch yelled out, "Follow those animals!". And the group began to run noisily after the four friends.
Now before i explain what happened next you may be wondering, 'Who in the world is Voldemort and why is James so convinced that he's out to kill his parents.' Well to we storytellers it seems like a story that we have known for many years. But the simple answer to these questions it that Voldemort was/is a terribly wicked individual. He would slaughter a whole village just for the pleasure of it. He had no mercy. He killed to kill. He used every dark curse, hex, or torture that suited in mood. But what is worse is that he derived great pleasure from these inhumain acts.
Now not that James' parents were on some sort of evil hitlist, but it could be possible that Voldemort was looking to "get rid of" as many strong wizards as possible. Now both of James' parents were deeply involved in wizard-rights campaigns. They were very influential in their village and most everywhere they went, people followed them and stood up beside them to fight for what was right and just. This was good basis for suspecting that James' parents would soon be the target of one of Voldemort's next killings.

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