a breif interlude -- Our Marauder Spoof

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Subject: a breif interlude

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 05:08:15 03/04/03 Tue

----****commercial break****----

"Hello, and welcome to...THE MARAUDERS GAMESHOW HOUR!!!" Sirius, the host for the night, said, grinning at the camera.

"I'm James, here tonight with Remus and Peter. We'll be messing with Pete's head, er...finding him a girlfriend."

"James, I HEARD THAT!!!" Peter cried, bound and gagged to a chair in the middle of the stage.

"Yes, and so, also here with us today are three lovable ladies..." Remus said, trying frantically not to laugh.

"Meet the already-taken-so-tough-luck-if-you-get-her lovely lady, Miss LIly Evans!" Sirius exclaimed, and Lily waved. James glowered at his friends.

"Guys..." he groaned, but they shut him up.

"Also here with us is the sweedish tango-dancing munchkin, Brunehilda!" Remus announced, unable to contain his laughter any longer. Peter began squeaking insanely, attempting to rock the chair towards the door. A small fat woman waved cheerily, her nine chins wobbling.

"And, last but not least, Fufu the copper stag."

"She's not a stag." James said blankly.

"Oh well."

the camera turns to show Lauren, bound and gagged, also attempting to escape. But when the other three guys turned around Peter had transformed and was running quickly towards the door. he got out before James could catch him.

"Damn..." Sirius muttered.

"Well, that's all for tongiht folks!" Remus finished cheerily. "Say goodnight James!"

"Goodnight James," he said, confused.

----****end of commercial****----

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