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Subject: Zoombiimi

Author:
Peter

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Date Posted: 09:51:11 03/06/03 Thu

"Ohh my. Most perplexing. Young Miss Lilly seems to have contracted a rare disease..." Jazzerous muttered more to himself than to the boys.
"Please say it isn't so! Please let her be-" James hollared, dripping to his knees and grabbing at the headmaster's robes.
"It's not a deadly disease, James." Jazzerous informed the nearly-crumbled boy.
"It isn't?" James questioned, getting off the floor and wiping the dirt off of his knees.
"Nope. It's quite curable...it's just interesting..." Jazzerous answered.
"What's interesting?" Lupin asked as Gemma poured them all more juice.
"Well...this disease can only be caught from, from a werewolf..." Jazzerous explained.
"A werewolf." Gemma repeated.
"Yes, a werewolf. You four wouldn't know any werewolves would you?" Jazzerous inquired, glaring at Lupin. Lupin let out some sort of sound resembling a squeek.
"Did you say something?" Gemma asked the pale Lupin.
"Um...n-no. I, i didn't s-say a th-thing." Lupin stuttered.
"Oh...well..." Jazzerous thought aloud.
"Well what?" James yelled, he was exasperated in trying to revive his slumbering girlfriend.
"Well, the only known cure is a potion containing werewolf hair folicals, and...werewolf fangs." Jazzerous replied.
Lupin loudly gulped.

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