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Subject: hey, u turn evil, remember, chels?

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James

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Date Posted: 18:35:18 03/06/03 Thu

"It was dandrauf of a werewolf," he replied simply.
"But how'd it get onto Lilly?" Remus asked.
"Peter must have out in onto your robes before the Oprah show, where I understand you and Lilly rode outside on James' back?"
"Yeah," Remus chuckled at the thought of breaking James in half for the sake of getting away from Oprah, the git. "Wait, you know about their powers?"
"Of coarse," said Jazzerous with a chuckle. "You'd be surprised what I know about my students."
"Oh, ok then..." said Remus, a bit emmbarassed at his stupidity.
"Does Peter have anything aginst you?" inquired Jazzerous.
"Not that I know of," said Remus, now very much confuzzled. "Nothing except for the wrestling incident."
"Has he been acting strange lately?" asked Jazzerous.
"Well, in Gemma's hut he did seem kinda, umm, guilty. Like, something was really bugging him, right brfore you entered," thought REmus aloud.
"Hmmm..." Jazzerous sat back in his chair and stroked his beard.
"Is Peter going to get into trouble, headmaster?" asked Remus, slightly concerned.
"Well see," said Jazzerous,stroking his beard until he pulled a hair out. "Ouch..." he continued stroking for effect.
"Now, if you'll excuse me," said Jazzerous getting up, "I have a appointment with a new teacher."
"Oh, ok," Remus mumbled, getting up and turning to leave. "Thank you for your time, headmaster."
"Ahh, headmaster is a bit too strict for me," said Jazzerous waving his hand in the air. "I'd perfer you and your friends to call me Jazzerous. And it was my pleasure to help you."
Remus smiled and opened the door to leave when a man entered the office. He was tall, about the age of 40.
"Excuse me sir," said the man, approaching Jazzerous, "the name's Albus Dumbledore. I'm here for the position as the new Defense aginst the dark arts teacher."
Remus quickly and quietly left the office, although inside he was both angry and confused.

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