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Subject: Andy's colorful history...

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 05:09:52 03/07/03 Fri

"What, did you think you could get rid of me for good?" she asked, giving him a hug.

"Gah! Get away from me!" he exclaimed, trying to scrambe out of her grasp. "I'll...I'll...I'll feed you to the Snape if you don't!"

"Oh my GOD! You've got your very own Snape?"

"Yes..." Sirius muttered.

"Cool!" she cried.

"No, not cool!"

"Okay, where did she COME from, Sirius?" James asked, quest for revenge all but forgotten.

"Um...the Stork?"

"I mean, why doesn't she attend Hogwarts with us?"

"Oh." Sirius grinned. "Well, when we were young she committed a terrible offense. Andy here puked all over the Minister of Magic's robes. Thus, she was outlawed to America for several years until she learned the error of her ways."

"ooohhhh." Remus and James said, and Andy squealed.

"Ooh, who's he? He's cute." she indicated Remus, who tried to hide behind James and Sirius.

"That's Remus, our very own residential..." he trailed off before he said 'werewolf'.

(I feel bad for Remmy. He's always alone cuz of his lycanthrope problem. mwhahahaha)

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