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Subject: there's only two 'l's in Lily!

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 11:54:57 03/09/03 Sun

After congratulating themselves on this new prank, and getting their map back with a summoning spell, the boys quickly set to work with their next plot...sickly girlfriends all but forgotten.

James, Sirius, and Remus crept along under the invisibility cloak, while Peter ran ahead of them, squeaking (as a rat, duh). They slipped into Jazzerous's office, intending on turning his long silver beard an interesting purple hue.

Sirius pointed his wand and suddenly shouted 'avada kevada!' (sp...?) James slugged him and threw off the cloak.

"Sirius, you idiot, you just killed our headmaster!" Remus hissed. "That's a life sentance to azkaban!"

"It wasn't Jazzerous! That old fool's been dead for years! It was--" he gripped the latex mask and pulled...

"Oprah!" James cried, staring at her unwelcome face.

"She's been running the school?!"

"Yes--haven't you noticed all the kids wandering about blinded by camera lights?"

"Then who's our new headmaster?" Remus asked, still shaking over the thought of murdering someone.

"Dumbledore!" Sirius suggested.

"Why?" James asked.

"Well, we don't want Valdwigs, er, I mean, it says here in the Hogwarts Code of Conduct, article one, section three, clause seven, that in the even of the murdering of a dead headmaster's impersonator the newest professor to the school shall take the job until reasons are given otherwise." Sirius replied, conjuring a thick old book out of thin air.

"Cool--you've memorized the US constitution--er, the Hogwarts Code of Conduct!"

"That's not all I've deducted, Watson. In exactly--" he consulted his watch "seventeen seconds we will all wake screaming, safe in Gryffindor Tower. When we do, we need to immediately sneak into Slytherin...and stop Snape from controlling our minds!" Sirius finished, striking a hero pose.

the others just stared at him, until James turned off the hidden sterio that was blaring his theme music.

"Oy, you've even got your own theme song?"

"I was bored in Potions!"

"Obviously..." Remus muttered, picking up an action figure.

(hehe!)

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