um, Fufu? -- Our Marauder Spoof

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Subject: um, Fufu?

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 05:00:26 03/13/03 Thu

the Marauders carefully scooted away from him, trying not to look too frightened. with his silver beard that he had wrapped about his waist (like that log, Chrissy,lol) and his wandering left eye he was a very impressive old dude.

with a wicked laugh and a flick of his wrist, Sirius slipped a firework into the sub-professor's caulderon.

"Okay, kids, now one cup sugar...two cups chocolate chips...one cup shortening...a half cup flour..." Dumbledore was saying, "and now--stir like there's no tomorrow!"

except that his beard when up in flames as he mixed his chocolate-chip cookie dough. the boys tried not to laugh as a frightened Lily put it out with her wand. She whacked James.

"you're in so much trouble when I tell McGonagall!"

"Lily!" he groaned. "I'll get detention for *another* month!"

"It's my duty as a school prefect!" she cried, running down the corridor. James chased after her, shouting,

"I'm a prefect too!"

"You mean you're a defect!" she yelled back, skidding into Professor McGonagall's office...or, rather, the wall at the end of the hall.

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