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Subject: ahh! no! demon baby!

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 05:06:25 03/14/03 Fri

Lily moaned and clamped her hands over her ears.

"I have an idea!" she yelled.

they stopped and turned to look at her.

"It's my idea." Madison screamed from the heavens.

"Be quiet up there!" Sirius yelled back. "So what's your idea, Lily?"

"Well..."

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the next day, bunches of little Hogwarts students woke and began to walk towards breakfast. Frood Klyger, the unfortuniate lad who was not only stuck sharing a dorm with the marauders but also deathly afraid of spiders and cobwebs, oeed his pants as he walked into the halls.

"They're...it's just one big spider nest!" he screamed in a voice that was unnaturally high.

sitting in the great hall, unaware of the pandemonium taking place in the halls outside, were the marauders, Lily, and Cara.

"That was really good, Lily." Remus commented.

"We'll get detentions for life if we're lucky." James agreed cheerfully.

"And then we'll break that dang record." Sirius added.

"What record?" Peter The Confuzzled asked.

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