there's no k in Godric! -- Our Marauder Spoof

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Subject: there's no k in Godric!

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 04:46:13 03/19/03 Wed

Cara was nowhere to be seen. Peter was lying on the floor in a bloodied and battered pile of robes.

Sirius squealed in fright, getting a strange look from Remus.

"From now on, Padfoot, leave the squealing to Peter."

"We've got to get him to the hospital wing before his brain leaks out of his ears." James announced. He then let out a frightened squeak similar to Sirius' squeal. Remus hung his head in shame.

"What is it, Prongs?"

"Cara's robe!" he said, in a voice that was unnaturally high. James grabbed the torn garment and began to cry. "Why? Why?!" he begged the heavens.

"James? I'm right here." Cara said, patting his shoulder. "There's a scary monster over there. I saw Snape's wand on the ground. I think it ate him."

"Yay!" Sirius cried, looking for all the world like christmas had come early.

"Let's get going before Peter's brain suffers perminant damage." Remus suggested.

"But what about Snape?" Cara asked.

Lily popped up out of nowhere, grabbing the Marauders and levitating Peter. "let's go, kiddies!" she exclaimed, dragging all five away from the monster and snape's remnants.

A small gray cat walked around the corner, a piece of black robes protruding from its little mouth...

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