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Subject: noooooooo!

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 05:07:58 03/19/03 Wed

"We've got to help him." Lily announced, to the shock and horror of all.

"I knew it!" James exclaimed.

"Knew what?"

"You've...you're...you're in love with Snape!"

Lily hung her head. "Yes, it's true, his greasy hair is just soo attractive..." she slugged him. "Where's your brain? I HATE Snape."

"Yea, Lily loves you Prongs." Remus said, confused. "What's happened?"

James gave them a stare. "I'm not James." he announced, unzipping his James costume. "I'm Snape."

"Then where's James?" Lily cried in horror.

"He was taken by the monster." Snape said gleefully, starting to walk away. Sirius and Remus grabbed his arms, dragging him back towards the monster.

And what they saw there was so awful...so terrible...that I don't have the words (or creativity) to describe it.

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