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Subject: Hey! I've got a plan!!

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Fufu

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Date Posted: 14:42:48 03/19/03 Wed

The Mauraders stepped back to avoid the demonic creature in front of them as it stepped forward. They whimpered.

It was 2 feet tall, very fuzzy and had no teeth. It's fur was poofed out around it's body and it's eyeballs were bulging in a sickeningly cute fashion. Naturally, Peter puked at the sight of it and writhed on the floor, moaning, "It's horrible...horrible!!!"

Sirius stepped forward bodly. "Quit your blubbering man, it's just a furball."

The 'furball' chittered and attacked Sirius' head, nestling into his hair and Sirius grinned. "See? It likes me!"

The creature opened it's huge jaws, which were now unhinged like a snake's. It swallowed Sirius in one quick gulp.

*In the belly of the beast*

James lit a match and grinned. "You too, huh?"

Sirius nodded. "Ya...."

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