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Subject: Use the shrub!

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Peter

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Date Posted: 15:30:18 03/20/03 Thu

Peter continued to hack and then he coughed up a moist President Shrub.
"How the hell did you get in him?" Sirius asked, pointing to indicate Peter eating President Shrub.
"Umm...well i was hungry." Peter muttered.
"As if it wasn't cramped enough in here, now we have a War Hawk to steal all our air." James complained.
"Hey! I take that off-offensively. I'll declare war on you unless you and your sons get out of this beast's stomach in 48 hours!" Bush--er--Shrub accused, pointing a mean finger at the children.
"Hey, you aren't in America any more, we don't have to protect you!" Cara spat.
Suddenly the room starts filling with stomach acid (room?) and the group of wizards and witches scream.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Hurry, get on the Shrub!" Lilly shouts and they all hop onto the American President.
Shrub protests weren't heard as his face was in the acid, but they still planned to save him from this perril.
"Now what?" Peter asked as they all thought what to do next.
"Umm...use the Shrub! ram him into the membrain wall!" Lupin yelled and they did. Shrub broke right through the wall and they were free. Of coarse they were all coated in an interesting blue slime, but they were alive and that's what mattered.
"My face." Shrub complained, indicating his burned flesh.
"Oh stop the waterworks." Cara grumbled. And Lilly set his face right with a burn-healing spell.
"Now! Lets go to war!" Shrub yelled.
And they all replied with a fierce "NOOOOOOO"

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