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Subject: um...NO WAR!!!! anti-Dubya am I!

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Date Posted: 04:58:31 03/21/03 Fri

And after this proclimation, Lily began to hyperventelate.

"I'm deathly afraid of blue stomach goo." she announced, and passed out.

The Marauders turned to look at her. They stared dumbly for a while before James squeaked.

"What happened?" he asked.

"She apparently passed out. Let's vanquish this monster before it eats us again--we don't have a Shrub to use this time." Remus said.

At that moment, a man that was twice the size he should have been popped up out of nowhere, with little gnome minions dancing about the base of his stilts...er...legs.

"Who are you?" Sirius asked, freezing the beast with his wand.

"We are the knights of...nnni! And we say ni to you! ni! ni!" they announced.

Cara raised her eyebrows and tried to stifle a laugh. "O great knights of ni, what would you ask of us? Please tell us how to vanquish this horrible monster."

"The knights of..nni demand..." intimidating music blared out of nowhere.

"Are you still playing that Sirius CD?" James demanded, rounding on his friend.

"No..." Sirius replied, holding it up.

"...a shrubbary!" the big knight proclaimed.

"Oh, that's easy." Peter said, and he and Remus grabbed the Shrub that had been aiming his gun at the Knight.

"Wow! I've always wanted my own Shrub!" the Knight squealed.

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