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Subject: flyswatter

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Peter

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Date Posted: 04:58:02 03/26/03 Wed

"I dont want to work at K-Mart, they're closing down." Peter complained.
The others turned on him and gave annoyed "Peeeeeeeeter." sighs.
The melting Chelsea flopped to the ground in a puddle. Barney cackled evily, raising his head and howls at the sky.
"How evil is he?" Chrissy asked.
Then Barney removed his head and pulled out a Tara. The editors gasp.
"So that's where she's been all this time!" Maddi exclaimed.
"Bu-but i thought she was just lost." Lauren stuttered.
"Lost in Barney's bowls." Chelsea replied.
"It must have smelled..."Chrissy muttered.
"Our Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher never told us how to counter evil child-entertainment dinosaurs." Sirius muttered.
"Where's Snape been?" James asked.
"You dolt! Tara IS the one who is Snape!" Chelsea yelled vaguely.
"Snape's a cross-dresser?" Peter inquired.
"NO!" the editors answered angrily.
"Tara wrote the Snape part...once upon a time in a galaxy far far away." Chrissy stated.

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