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Peter

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Date Posted: 04:07:52 02/28/03 Fri

(i wasn't done, chrissy just wanted me to hurry up so i posted)

"But of coarse not, Gralindul (Valdwig's first name)." Jazzerous defended.
"And i suppose that you are just determining their punishment now, headmaster?" Valdwig sneered.
"Um...yes, i am." Jazzerous muttered, looking at a few papers on his desk, "And i assume you would like to make a recommendation for their disiplinary action, as always."
"Why yes, i do. I think expultion is in order for this offense." Valdwig announced. The boys were shocked and Lupin's jaw dropped for a breif moment.
"Expultion? Grailindul, that seems a bit harsh for a simple prank." Jazzerous attempted to thwart the evil potion master's devious plan.
"I think it is most necisary. In this 'prank', as you call it, these evil boys have caused harm to their fellow students and have endangered us all." Valwig yelled.
"Perhaps detention would be a more suitable punishment." Jazzerous bargened. Peter gulped, either one of these didn't sound good.
"This trick has been played for the first day of every year by these ruffians-"Valdwig started.
"Gailindul! I have made my decision!" Jazzerous boomed, "You four will have nightly detention for one month."
The elderly headmaster tried to give the boys a weak 'Im sorry' smile, but they were distraut with this news.
"And 800 points subracted from Gryffindor!" Valdwig chimed in.
"And 400 points subracted from Gryffindor." The headmaster said warrily. Valdwig flashed an evil glare at Jazzerous before turning and marching back down the stairs.

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