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Subject: Maddi

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Sirius

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Date Posted: 06:44:22 02/28/03 Fri

James sighed.

"Peter, you dolt, those aren't chipmunks...they're the red fire ants I transfigured earlier today...now, if we can just convince LIly to help us, we'll be able to get Snape really good today..."

after, of course, Sirius convinced Lily to help them because James was too busy drooling over her, they all trooped to their next class--defense against the dark arts.

While LIly was busy flirting with Snape, the boys managed to convinvce the multitude of chipmunks to get anywhere near Snape. After a bit, he was swarming with chipmunks, and LIly was trying her hardest to stifle her laughter. James, having no such luck, managed to mutter the transfiguration spell between 'ha's.

suddenly, Snape was crawling with red frie ants, all very upset at being stuck on a dity, greasy kid with rancid robes. He began to dance about, trying to shake them off. Lily began laughing, and Snape finally caught sight of the Marauders.

"POTTER!" he exclaimed, yelping as he was nearly eaten. the DADA professor excorted his to the hospital wing, after shooting a furitave glare at the four giggling boys.

In the hall on the way to lunch, James looked about. "Hey, where'd Sirius go to?" he asked, and Remus shrugged. At that exact moment, they all heard a shout.

Sirius was tearing madly down the hall, scattering people as he went, shouting for James to help him. Close behind him was James's older sister Cara.

"Cary, I think this puts a new meaning on the term 'chase'."

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