Werewolfville's getting boring! -- Our Marauder Spoof

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Subject: Werewolfville's getting boring!

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Date Posted: 18:57:34 02/28/03 Fri

Remus smiled overly sweetly at Snape. "Dear boy, we've had quit the night, tho Lily somehow managed to slither her way out of it...probably because she's a girl, hmph. However, we have had a horrible evening and running into you, your Greasyness, really isn't improving any of our moods. So if you could, ya know...skedaddle for the night and come back to torture us in the morning, we'd all be grateful."

Actually, the entire corridor would've been grateful, as (due to his recent loss of hearing) Lupin was shouting every word at the top of his lungs. Bleeding and filthy, he apparently thought he was whispering and hadn't yet noticed his bleeding eardrums.

Snape blinked his great ugly eyeballs several times, then shrugged and wandered off, leaving the boys free to enter their common room.

Before dropping into their beds, the boys decided to quickley write a passage in their journal. Lupin held his wand over the pages and bellowed, "I solemnly swear I am up to no good," because it unnerved him to write a sentence and then not know what is wwas he had just scribble down. He passed the book to James.
(A/N: I really wasn't sure which spell was being referred to earlier, so I wrote the one that makes the Marauders Map work, hope that's all right w/ u lot....)

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