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Subject: The chicken mishap

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Date Posted: 10:58:05 03/01/03 Sat

Peter scuttered around on the stone floor, bobbing his head back and forth like a Fufu. He clucked as if annoyed, but no one could really tell what he was saying. Luckily for the other three they were able to reverse the spell that was in their pumpkin juice before the effects turned nasty.
"There's only one person who could have done this..." Sirius growled.
"Yes. Are you thinking what i'm thinking?" James asked.
And James and Sirius spoke at the same moment, James said,"Gladis" and Sirius muttered, "Snape"
"What?" Lupin inquired, shooting the two an odd look.
"James, just because Peter is in rooster form does not mean you need to sink to his level of brain capacity. What purpose does Gladis have inchanting our pumpkin juice?" Sirius replied.
"Oh...i'm sorry. It must have been Snape then." James corrected himself.
"Right, it was Snape." SIrius agreed.
Lupin picked Peter up off the ground and set him on the table. Peter just continued to bob his head and peck at food on random Gryffindor students' plates.
"Hey! Get off my food!" Yelled an angry Philip, shooing the pultry-form of Peter away. Peter, the bird, squaked loudly and fluttered back to Lupin.
"But what are we going to do about 'im?" James asked, as they eyed the rooster.
"I dont know, i suppose we'll have to leave him like that until we can figure out a counterspell." Sirius decided. And to their amazement the rooster's eyes widened and his 'buck, bucked' something in chicken language that was most likely "No you bloody will not! I can't stay a rooster!"
But it was decided that he would stay in rooster form until they could figure out otherwise. And so the three boys finished their breakfast and returned to their dormatory to get their books.
"Oh god, i forgot Peter." Lupin realised, running back down to the greathall to retrieve the rooster.

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