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Subject: In the Belly of the Beast

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Peter

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Date Posted: 17:15:07 03/01/03 Sat

As Sirius, Lupin, and James planned how to free Peter, the poor rooster, Peter, was held captive in Snape's lair. Snape sat in the large comfy green chair that faced the enormous fireplace that took up most of one wall in the Slitherin commonroom. Snape's eyes were focused on the dancing flames, that licked at the bricks in the back of the fireplace, with a menacing stare. In his arms Snape held a terrified Peter/rooster. Snape was stroking the rooster repeatedly almost like some evil pshyco megalomaniac in some action flick (i.e. Ernst Stavlo Blofeld). Loud demonic organ music played from a record that sat beside him.
"Um...Snape what are you doi-" one of his fellow Slitherin asked.
"Silence fool! Can't you see i am starring menacing into the fire? Now you're ruining my scene." Snape snapped (hey it rymes...not really...)
"Oh, sorry." The Slitherin apologize, returning the music up to full volume.

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