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Date Posted: Tue, Apr 20 2004, 14:02:22
Author: AC
Subject: Severus, Son of Aragorn

Yep. That's the name of the story. See it for yourself. It's a crossover between Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.

<a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1808144">http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1808144</a>

But it gets even better. We have totally in-character Snape and Harry:

Severus threw his blankets from his body and raced from the bedroom, waking a muss-haired Harry Potter. Harry rubbed his lover's back as he regurgitated last night's dinner into the toilet bowl. When Severus had regained control over his body he slumped against Harry, who wrapped his arms around the man and sighed. "Severus we really must find out what is wrong with you. This has been going on for two months now and I for one am getting worried." Severus groaned. "Yes Severus, that means unless you can find out what is wrong with you by the end of the week you are going straight to Poppy." Another groan. "Why did I let you stay with Molly? Not only is my partner a Potter but he is a Potter trained in maternal instincts by the Weasley Matriarch.

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Yes, it's mpreg. Luckily this Aragorn is actually a descendant of the Aragorn we know and love and not actually Aragorn. But somehow Arwen is responsible for giving her male descendants the ability to become pregnant. Curse those elves and their weird genes! It turns out that Snape is actually Prince Severus, son of Aragorn and his male Queen (snerk), who was abducted as a child. When he finds out he's pregnant, Snape does some research and discovers he's adopted, leading to a touching scene with his lover, Harry:

He set the cauldron to boil and set to work. He pulverised the 20 lacewings, purified the Dragon's blood, diced the unicorn heart and as the potion cooled to a simmer he added the final ingredient, a drop of his blood. The potion boiled and writhed, rising from the cauldron to form eleven words, Aragorn King of Gondor and Arnor, Deceased, formerly of Minas Tirith. This sunk into Severus' brain, King; his mother was a king, wait, if his mother was a King called Aragorn which was a decidedly male name that meant that she was a he. His mother was a man just as he was to be. There came a quiet knocking on the door, Severus called Harry in and motioned to the words. He twisted towards Severus and asked the only question that hadn't even crossed his mind.

"You know that this means you are a prince?" This shocked Severus from his stupor and he chuckled.

"That I am Harry love." Suddenly a thought struck him. "Do you know where Minas Tirith is Harry, has Hermione ever mentioned it?" Harry shook his head and Severus looked puzzled.

"To Albus then?"

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Yes, to Albus! And that's one hell of a potion, isn't it? It spells out your parents' names, social security numbers, last known address, favorite foods and hobbies, favorite colors and all sorts of stuff! They go to Dumbledore, who immediately exclaims that they've finally found him, their lost prince! Now, call me stupid, but if you've lost a prince named Severus, then a guy shows up who happens to be the right age and he's named Severus, wouldn't you be a little bit suspicious and maybe run some subtle tests behind his back? Or is 'Severus' the same as 'Bill' in terms or being a common name? Anyway, Dumbledore tells them the whole story, because this entire story is told, not shown:

"I should begin this story from the beginning. Your Father was the King of Gondor and in his family runs the male ability to have children, you would have been cherished as a Prince, but soon after he gave birth to you, you were kidnapped and the assailant escaped to somewhere that the guards of your father could not go. The king never told anyone of his stolen child until he was on his deathbed, his last words were of you, he said "Long live Severus son of Aragorn, King of Gondor and Arnor, who was stolen away to Valinor."

Ever since then the Steward of Gondor has been searching for you. Valinor is the name the people of Gondor give to our world, from Gondor, Valinor can only be reached by ship and only with prior knowledge of where in the vast ocean the dimension gate lies." Harry and Severus gaped at him. Harry was the first to regain control over his mouth.

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So Middle Earth is reached through a dimensional gate, but you can only go through twice. You can go there and come back, but you can't go there again. Sounds like the dimensional gate needs some magical WD-40 or something. And Snape has to go back because he's royalty and all. So they plan to take all of their friends with them:

"Harry! How can you take this so lightly? If we leave we can never return to the wizarding world, not together at least. You will loose you family and your friends." Harry stopped him there as he appeared to be starting to hyperventilate.

"Severus, love look at me, It is your duty to rule these people, thus you must go and where you go I follow; besides you are carrying my child. And as to losing my friend and family? I wasn't joking about whether I could bring the Weasleys, I was really asking, most of my friends are either the blood Weasley family or married into the Weasley family so that clears up almost everyone. All except Remus but he would follow us anyway, there is nothing left for him here without Sirius. And as for you, you have no friends who you care about enough to take with you, the result of your spying, and as for family all you have left is Draco and he married Ginny last year. And as to what I'm sure is your real worry, you will make a wonderful King, I'm sure you will rule wisely and anyway you will have advisers coming out of your ears, not only those of Gondor, I'm sure Molly, Ron, Draco and the rest of the Weasley family will be anxious to help." Severus smiled and wrapped an arm around Harry's waist.

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Snape hyperventilating at the thought of his beloved Harry leaving his friends behind? Right. And they've just going to take all their friends with them, including Remus, because he and Snape are so close. Sure. Who the hell are these people and where did they put Snape, Harry and Dumbledore? And pity Middle Earth with Snape for a king and Draco as an advisor.

And let me end with my very favorite part, the one that made this uber-stupid:

After prodding him for several hours Poppy pronounced that there was no magic involved, Severus' body was just somehow designed to carry children, as to the question of the birth it was announced that the baby would be born through the same place it was conceived, Severus' anus.

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Yes, another mpregger who believes that it's just fine and dandy for a man to shit out a baby. God help us all.

PS I miss being able to use html!

AC

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