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Date Posted: Thu, Apr 22 2004, 23:52:50
Author: T.E.O.W.
Subject: GAAAAHHH!!!! TILLY'S CLEAVAGE HAS A RIVAL!!!!!
In reply to: T.E.O.W. 's message, "I'll try and read this later, but right now I lost it upon hearing that here... Severus Snape has C-cup breasts. GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!" on Thu, Apr 22 2004, 21:10:31

I'm reading it now, and hoo boy am I sorry!

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"Several minutes later he exited the bathroom. His hair was still damp, and hung in his face and well past his shoulders. He had not been able to cut it for almost two months.
Severus felt extremely vulnerable. He was once again in the presence of the Headmaster. It frightened him that his only thing between them was a ridiculously fluffy red towel held tightly around his waist.
"Ah, ah my boy." Dumbledore smiled, already fully dressed in flowing burgundy robes, he pointed to the towel, his eyes still twinkling. "Never hide your body from me Severus." The tone was almost playful.
Almost.
Head bowed he slowly allowed the towel to drop, exposing his body completely. The old man walked over to him, running a hand along his flank possessively. "You are lovely child. It is a pity that I will have so little time to really enjoy your body before our little one becomes too much of an obstacle." He patted his bond mate's still flat stomach affectionately, then turned around and lifted something from the bed. "Arms up."
Severus lifted his arms. Dumbledore pulled a thick dark blue under robe over his head. It was dark midnight blue, almost black, and long enough to sweep the floor. "Now hold them out to your sides." Severus complied, feeling like a dress up doll.
Next came an outer robe of black, with overlarge billowing sleeves, and a train in the back making it trail behind him almost two meters. The shoulders were stiff, padded in a style he always hated. The headmaster then tied a dark blue sash around his waist. Snape blushed realizing that the breasts Voldemort had forced on him were peaked, and holding out the top of the robes, he probably looked like a woman in a fancy ball gown!
`Gods,' he thought bitterly looking down at his cleavage. "

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I grovel before thee, Tilly's Cleavage, and beg that thou will purge my poor brain of the horrific image of tranny!Snape's Cleavage, lest in desperation I hammer a BBQ fork into mine own forehead.

I make unto thee, Tilly's Cleavage, an offering of a white ferret holding a magic wand in its paw, and a 100-pack of plastic sporks.

Help me, Tilly's Cleavage, you're my only hope!

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