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Date Posted: Mon, Nov 10 2003, 3:48:21
Author: Architeuthis
Subject: Re: It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game!
In reply to: ohsolurid 's message, "It's the "Create Your Own Badfic Opening Line" Game!" on Thu, Nov 06 2003, 18:13:37

Pokemon:

It had finally happened: Team Rocket had finally succeeded in capturing Ash, Pikachu, and their companions. Meowth (AN: cat Pokemon with a New York accent. Um, does anybody know why he's got a New York accent, when he's supposed to be Japanese?) intended to take full advantage of the oppurtunity, as he had been in love with Pikachu for a very long time....

Beast Wars:

"Oh, yess!" Megatron cried out in ecstacy as Inferno's 12-inch cyber-penis entered him. The ant-bot was proving himself not only a capable warrior, but also a surprising skilled lover, as tireless in the bedroom as he was on the battlefield. He was rapidly proving himself to be the sperior of the late Scorponok in every way.

(Transformer porn. Don't you just love it?)

LOTR:

Shagrat and Gorbag (AN: They're orcs in the book) stared at the girl standing in the path. They had nver seen anything like her in their lives. She was tall and slender with lustrous golden hair and large sapphire blue eyes. Her raiment was strange to see: some sort of abbreviated tunic that exposed both shoulder and midriff (AN: she's wearing a tubetop, okay?) and leggings of some blue coth (AN: she's wearing jeans).

She was... singing something in an outlandish language.

"Do you think I'm sexy?
Do you crave my body?
Why don't you let me know?"

(With apologies to Rod Stewart)

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