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Date Posted: Sun, Nov 16 2003, 7:07:11
Author: Shy Lurker
Subject: Confused...
In reply to: AnneRosesEvilTwin 's message, ""Enterprise" howlers" on Sat, Nov 15 2003, 20:10:53

>This isn't the gaffiest story I ever saw, but some of
>the prose made me laugh out loud:

*speculative look* I wonder why...

>Striding into Sickbay Archer laid Hoshi on a bio bed.

Jesus! The mental image of *that*! No offence intended towards the author, but the mere idea...

>Phlox was right behind him, scanning the back of her
>neck, clucking at the readings on his med scanner.

What's clucking? Please, I'm not a native speaker! Can anyone tell me what "clucking" is?

>"Don't tell me you never mentioned me!" Ravis laughed,
working his jaw back and forth.

Ummm... I think I only saw that particular movement done by camels in the zoo so far... I saw the episode in question, and the guy *didn't* look like a camel-

>Luckily Hoshi gets back at the boys. This is where her
>extensive communications training really came in handy:
>--
>"Hoshi, you weren't . intimate with him on Risa, were
>you?" Disbelief threaded Malcolm's voice.

Of course. Female crewmembers oughtta wear a chastity belt on shore leave while the boys are allowed to seduce everything that walks on two legs. Damn double morale never fails to make me sick.

>"Come off it Malcolm." Hoshi looked at the Lieutenant,
>scorn dripping from her voice. "Like you and Trip
>weren't trolling for a piece of alien ass yourselves."

Alien *ass*? Weren't the alien thieves disguiseda as women?

>Malcolm and Archer's jaws dropped at the vitriol
>oozing from Hoshi.

Now, *that* is an image I didn't need, either. Must be a useful ability, though. Oozing vitriol at people you dislike. I wish I could do that.

>I sure hope they have a mop in the sickbay closet.
>Someone could have a serious slip & fall over there.

Into the vitriol? Ouch!

SL

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