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Date Posted: Thu, Nov 13 2003, 3:40:38
Author: Heywood
Subject: So, what sorts of biological impossibilities have you heard lately?

Here's one I just heard.
<FONT COLOR=#00FF00><I>"The king grinded his eyes together and snarled, heaving his head in the air as he pushed his cock into her ass. Every inch of his meter-long bullcock impaled her, and when it felt like his cock would come up her throat any second, he pulled back again."</I></FONT> (GreyArchive, where else?)

Got one to top it? Heard one lately? Or how about the worst you've ever heard?

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The bit about the perv having sex with the harpsichord comes to mind. (NT) -- Spiletta42, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 4:15:55
Dinosaurs with dicks. (NT) -- rachel, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 5:07:22
Two dinosaur dicks in one poor helpless victim's rectum, and if I hear that "her intestance was pushed up into her stomache" one more time I'll just...erk (NT) -- Snorkle, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 9:15:00
TDM's amazing necro/pedo/oral/coitus/bestiality all-in-one scene comes to mind... -- ReaderIIF, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 9:15:39
About anything in the dreaded Celebrian (NT) -- Rubyfire, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 17:54:06
Re: So, what sorts of biological impossibilities have you heard lately? -- Architeuthis, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 18:18:23
Just remembering that Inuyasha/Naraku lactation slashfic. *shudder* -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:14:31
- Ah, the good old sex-changing roofies -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 20:36:28
  - Found the link. "�Something is missing here, my nasty girl.� -- Heywood, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:16:41
    - You took the words right out of my mouth . . . -- ohsolurid, Thu, Nov 13 2003, 21:35:47

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