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Date Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:47:32
Author: Tilly
Subject: Isn't he supposed to grab his *own* crotch?
In reply to: ohsolurid 's message, "Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . ." on Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:35:13


>“Oh, oh God I´m, ooh, I´m gonna. . . “

"HEEEEheee! OWW! Billie Jean is not my lover!"

He wanted to,
>but he just couldn´t hold it back any more, he just
>couldn´t. . . He came hard and fast in her hands,
>making a noise that sounded most of all like a cross
>between a moan, groan and a scream as he did so.

So loud, in fact, that his nose shattered into a thousand pieces!

Is anyone else hearing all those stupid noises he makes in his songs as he jumps around grabbing himself and humping the air?

~~T

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  • Those are called 'tabloids'... -- Heywood, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:48:07

  • Yay! I managed to squick Heywood! -- ohsolurid, Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:54:52



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