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Date Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:48:07
Author: Heywood
Subject: Those are called 'tabloids'...
In reply to: ohsolurid 's message, "Troll Toll -- and WHAT a toll: Michael Jackson fanfic porn. Abandon all hope . . ." on Fri, Nov 14 2003, 0:35:13

>Why did I google for this? Why? Am I truly so
>masochistic? Did I actually ignore the claxons
>ringing in the depths of my soul, warning me that the
>idea of a naked and sexually aroused Michael Jackson
>*may* just cause my brain to liquify and ooze down my
>spinal column and out of my ass?
>
>Yep.

Well, there's an interesting mental image...

[snipped for sanity]

_She_? I figured it would have been a young male teen... That's the majority of the ones whose summaries I've seen.

>Oh God, oh God, I'm gonna . . .
>BLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRGH!

I ain't cleaning that up. Somebody, do we have a firehose in here?

I'm sorry, but I'm just not going to read anything concering Jacko's bare ass. I _do_ have standards!

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