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Date Posted: Tue, Nov 11 2003, 1:07:46
Author: Heywood
Subject: Re: I warned you.
In reply to: shadeshark 's message, "I warned you." on Mon, Nov 10 2003, 9:42:30

>You do not want to copy/paste this link.
>
><a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html">http://atrocities.primaryerror.net/fatal.html</a>

(copies and pastes link)

Ah, this sounds funny, I'm about two pages down on the review and reading the intros to the thing itself, and I'm laughing my ass off.

<I>"the obligatory AD&D clone featured vagina circumference stats and rape rolls"</I>

<I>"'Cause it's the Necronomicon of role-playing games. Not in the cool way, where it's a source of occult knowledge with a terrible, terrible price. It's the Necronomicon in the sense that if you leave a printed copy on your shelf with other RPGs, then the other RPGs will be clustered around the dead, violated body of one of its own in the morning. FATAL will most likely be down at the station in the sex crimes interrogation room, trying its best to put on an innocent face and failing miserably."</I>


<I>"I mean, imagine opening a door to find your mother and sister raping each other with pink strap-ons. And you then realize that you've never seen their bare asses before, because you're pretty sure you would have remembered the swastikas tattooed there. And upon noticing you, they grin wickedly and give you the finger in unison."</I>

<I>"opening that door to find your weeks-unwashed Otaku brother in his soiled underwear, masturbating furiously to - of all the goddamn things in the world - an Archie comic. And on his bare ass is a tattoo of, inexplicably, someone else's ass, and he's disgustingly fat enough for it to be a good 14 inches across. And as he goes at it, he's quietly moaning to himself about how worthless women, fags, and niggers are and how they should all be raped or murdered."</I>

<FONT COLOR=#00FF00><I>"For instance, the detail of violence may exceed that of other role-playing games, as crucial damage may explicitly explore the destruction of many body parts and internal organs. Similarly, characteristics of genitalia are often determined and utilized, such as penis size or maximum vaginal circumference. Further, role-playing situations that accurately represent mythology are likely at some point to include rape, molestation, encounters in brothels, or possibly situations that deviate more from social norms. While the objective of the game is not intended to be any of these in their own right, sex and violence may reasonably come up depending on the circumstances, and have been detailed in gaming terms herein. Therefore, Fatal Games advises minors not to participate in this game, and suggests that the players and Aedile discuss the appropriateness and degree of sex and violence for their gaming group."</I></FONT>

The thing is that I have _zero_ idea about anything RPing, I wasn't one of the ones in my group who were into that, so I have _no_ idea about half of this stuff.

But I mean, just intros the site... I'm already laughing my ass off, so loudly people are giving me looks. If this thing even lives up to _half_ the anticipation... this is gonna be <FONT COLOR=RED>_fun_</FONT> ^_^

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