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Date Posted: 16:35:31 05/17/02 Fri
Author: Nah Tazte
Author Host/IP: 195.93.34.184
Subject: Star Flawes

a)Why when someone loses an arm,is there never any blood?
b)In a galaxy full of intelligent life-forms,why do the homosapien lot get all the big decisions?
c)Why are all the big nasty beasts never non-carnifors?
d)Why,which ever planet you are on,are the local residents so not bothered about a knobbing situation?
e)With technology so advanced,how come no T.V.?
f)How come every major character seems to either be related or at some time,have been someone or anothers apprentice/master?
g)How do the major characters quite get out of some extremely dodgy situations?Surely for once they could fluke it and die?
h)How come they always land at exactly the right place on a vast planet,even when they don't know where they're going?
g)How come when a major character has a major problem,likesay,they're stranded on a lonely planet,with a spaceship thats's fucked,do they always manage to fluke there way out of it.
h)How come knowone ever gets sand in there eyes

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[> The is one of the Top 10 Worst Ever Posts seen on this board. I hope you are 14 or under because if you are any older you must be retarded. Please don't bother posting if this is the best you can do. -- BoTB Quality Control Dept., 16:40:11 05/17/02 Fri (213.122.173.150)


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[> Why dont the villians in James Bond just shoot him isntead of leaving him in escapable traps? Basically cos teh film would be crap if it showed people getting sand in their eyes. -- Blakey, 16:56:43 05/17/02 Fri (216.148.246.70)


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[> [> A better idea is to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. -- Dr. Evil, 18:17:36 05/17/02 Fri (62.128.208.123)


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[> Answers -- Tommy the Silkman, 17:06:56 05/17/02 Fri (193.237.226.233)

a) Because it is a fictional Children’s film

b) Because it is a fictional Children’sfilm and kid's can't relate to balls of slime etc

c) Because when was the last time you saw an evil cow?

d) Because it is a fictional Children’s film.

e) That would be exciting.. Quick Luke...... Corrie is on..

f) Because a) That's how it was written because b) Because it is a fictional Children’s film

g) Because it is a fictional Children’s film.

h) Because it is a fictional Children’s film.

g) Because it is a fictional Children’s film

h) They have a type of matter reppeling force shield which uses photon energy to block minor particles like sand away from their eyes.... oh, hang on no... it's because it is a fictional Children’s film


Oh, was I not supposed to take it seriously?


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[> [> To answer your question Tommy - No because it is a fictional childrens film. -- Royston Posh, 17:43:13 05/17/02 Fri (217.8.27.157)


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[> [> [> Big Issue mate? -- Stan Grytviken, 18:03:31 05/17/02 Fri (62.128.208.123)


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[> Mr BoTB has obviously just finished queueing for 3 months to watch the shite,only to find afterwards that his life has ended for another 33 months,until he talks his old college chum Sigmund into queueing for Episode iii,for umpteen months all in the name of wacky.Just like George Lucas,he's a boring cunt,........probably with a beard,and a hairy,sweaty pair of palms. -- Nah Tazte, 20:46:51 05/17/02 Fri (195.93.34.168)


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[> [> Has it been released ? Oh well, masy as well go donload it then I guess. -- dallholio, 11:29:44 05/18/02 Sat (212.50.181.218)


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[> [> [> I'd not bother, the only releases that have been done (i.e. that you can download) are pretty poor quality. -- Man In The Know, 14:20:43 05/18/02 Sat (213.106.185.172)


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[> piss poor attempt at humour -- sdffdsa, 22:04:52 05/17/02 Fri (213.122.133.50)


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[> skidmarks on the bedclothes -- remind me baby of you, 00:32:46 05/18/02 Sat (195.92.67.72)


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