Re: Old dog trying to learn new tricks........ -- 49 (Inkerman) Battery Message Board

[ Show ]

Support VoyForums

[ Shrink ]

VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, [2], 3, 4 ]

Subject: Re: Old dog trying to learn new tricks........

Author:
Jim Martin

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 22:56:28 06/06/05 Mon
In reply to: Dave P. 's message, "Old dog trying to learn new tricks........" on 20:45:10 06/06/05 Mon

Dave, whenever I have a problem in regards what to say it is usually down to the old grey matter not responding due to lack of alcoholic lubrication. This I soon remedy by either downing in quick succession a few cylindrical tubes of joy or a three litre bottle of 'chav' juice. This I find does the trick! It stops me having brain farts, it oils all the necessary parts and alleviates mental blockages from occurring. It also maintains my sanity in this increasingly mad and distorted world. Fornication is another great leveller, unfortunately my blow up doll has developed another puncture. I keep screaming for a female nurse with marigold gloves on, but unfortunately there is none available on the NHS. Such is life!...............

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]