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Date Posted: 10:33:21 01/05/02 Sat
Author: Wind Walker
Author Host/IP: 1Cust211.tnt1.myrtle-beach.sc.da.uu.net / 63.27.99.211
Subject: Well, here it is a New Year, and

It seems that we all just kind of skipped by Christmas. What did y'all get for presents???

Here's my list....

1. A new bride.
2. All the bills for the wedding.
3. Stale, leftover cake.
4. I got to drive to Illinois and back, then North Carolina and > back.(with step by step driving lessons from new bride)
5. Got to fix 1 flat tire on the interstate in freezing rain. (with step by step instructions from new bride)
6. Got instructed that everything in my kitchen was in wrong places. (Guess from who???)
7. Got to move everything around in kitchen. (with step by step instructions from new bride)
8. Got a surprise card from new bride. (with instructions on how to cook and clean for two)
9. Got leads on two part-time jobs, 1st from 6 to midnight, second from 1 AM to 5 AM. (from new bride for her new wardrobe)
10. Got laid once....

Just kidding!!!!!!!! LOL

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Jeff, do you know what a New Groom and vinyl flooring have in common? (Ladies enter at own risk...LOL) =more=> -- ('��'), 20:56:43 01/05/02 Sat
- Hey what's got into you two? You sound like my big brother now. shame on you both, mama's going to get out the Ivory soap for both of you now! (NT) -- hoo?, 21:32:12 01/05/02 Sat
- Open mouth Steve...i got that soap right here lol....you too grandson...... (NT) -- Miki/Mom/Gramy, 22:32:35 01/05/02 Sat
  - Go get 'em Miki, they'z been baaaaaad boyz. If you need help, hoot and I'll come sit on them for ye. (NT) -- hoo else?, 00:05:44 01/06/02 Sun
    - Yayyyyyyyyy thats what i like.....help....rofl....thanks sis...appreciate it....love you (NT) -- Miki, 22:41:56 01/06/02 Sun
      - Hoot Miki, my mother told me frogs legs taste like chicken, maybe I should find out? *Bite* *Bite* *Bite* (NT) -- hoo else could learn that trick from Peanut?, 03:17:20 01/07/02 Mon
        LOL sis....frog legs is better than chicken....yummy.....lets go for it....shall we? (NT) -- Miki, 22:00:47 01/07/02 Mon
        ok, I am on my way, right now! Sharpening dentures on the way! 8^) (NT) -- BL, 23:54:04 01/07/02 Mon
        Well, I tried, but nobody home at chatnet, not even that hairless guarddog! C'est la vie. (NT) -- Nightowl, 00:04:04 01/08/02 Tue
- Bad daddy.....bad bad daddy. *giggling* Maybe I need to discuss this with PJ. lol love you dad. *HUGGERS* (NT) -- ~ME, 00:22:43 01/08/02 Tue

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