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Date Posted: 10:46:15 12/18/01 Tue
Author: Isobel and Barry
Subject: If you insist
In reply to: Erlic Eastlore 's message, "Nevertheless" on 19:44:05 12/17/01 Mon

Isobel was none too pleased by Erlic's response... she felt it would be foolish to stay in such a place any longer than they had to... but she merely nodded since there was obviously no point in arguing and turned to head back to the campfire. She picked up her sword and strapped it on before approaching the fire.

"Where did Seņor Tristan go?" She asked, distractedly watching the natives for signs of hostility. When she learned that Tristan had gone off to a cave with Marz and that she was to be paired with Ravin instead, her eyes flashed. "So... I am not good enough for the mighty dragon? It is just as well... I cannot imagine what he could do for me in three minutes."

She was in a foul mood, mostly due to the day's events and the current circumstances, and she marched over to Ravin, whom she noted was looking rather unenthused, grabbed his hand, and yanked him to his feet. "Come on, shy one, the sooner we start the sooner we are done," she said sourly.

They headed for one of the caves and she remarked, "I wonder what odd thing is waiting for us this time... perhaps one of the children will now leap out and attempt to slay us." Even she had to chuckle at that one... how absurd!

Ravin was not saying much... he seemed to be lost in some sort of reverie as they ducked between the flaps of the skin and entered the cave. It was warm and lit by the soft glow of candles that flickered, sending shadows flitting among the crevices in the walls of the cave. A large pile of animal furs was stacked in one corner with a makeshift pillow - obviously a bed. There was little else in the cave save for a small basin which contained water.

"Is this the 'mating cave'?" she asked, bemused.

She sat down on the furs and looked up at Ravin.

"So, quiet one... what do you wish to do with me alone in a cave for three minutes?" She was still nervous about their situation, but had to chuckle at the uncomfortable look on Ravin's face. "Come, come... we can merely talk, you know. I do not bite. Well... not unless you want me to." She gave a sly grin that gave way to full laughter as Ravin tried to stammer out his decline of this offer.

"I was joking, Seņor Ravin, do not worry. I am not blind... I see that you are not attracted to me. So... shall we talk then?" She smiled in a friendly way and patted the furs next to her. "I promise not to ravish you."

*~*~*~*~*~*

Barry was feeling really disgruntled. First that creepy chit tells him to make the damn skulls talk, then some big cutter grabs him and pokes him in the eye, then he gets shoved into a cage with a snake. This was definitely not his idea of a good time! "Pikin' game!" he muttered.

Seeing his upset state, one of the half-naked tribals approached him. "Fira massage you... uh... head?" she offered.

Barry yelled and shot straight up in the air. "What are you, the eighth wife of Hama? No pikin' way am I fallin' for that load again, baby! You go grab yourself another skull!" And with that he floated off toward Corum, who looked like he was going to head off to bed since he was walking toward one of the caves.

"Hey, Chief... keep these chits away from me, okay? They all wanna..." he stopped dead as they entered the cave and caught sight of the steaming pool of water and the crowd of naked babes surrounding Marz and Tristan. "AAAAAHHHH!" Barry screamed, and shot out of the cave like a bat out of hell.

"Run, Chief! Save yourself! Or at least, save Yorik!"

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