問候死人（2005/10/21） -- 舒展超之大玩派

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Subject: 問候死人（2005/10/21）

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Date Posted: 15:23:11 10/21/05 Fri

某天，在心情極度不佳之下，把自己在MSN上的名字，改了為：「屍展超──在那一刻，我已經是一個死人了」。卻原來，在網上當死人，是不會得到安靜的。
當天晚上，就收到第一個MSN留言，有位朋友對我說：「乜你終於死了咩？恭喜你，我會為你默哀十秒。」──很明顯地，我平日對這位朋友不大好，我真的要反省反省。
然後，就有接二連三的MSN留言，向我這位死人作出問候。
「怎麼改這種名字？發生啥事了？一點也不像你呀！」──不像我？我也是人，我也有「死狗」的時候吧！
「做乜？今期書出咗事？乜事咁大鑊？」──喂，先生，人生裏不是只有工作的吧！
「你冇嘢嘛？唔好死住啦！我幫你做人工呼吸啦！」──謝謝了，我知道你對我有意思，但也不用趁火打劫（色）吧！
「喂，你有事要幫手出聲喎！記住一定要出聲呀！」──感動，真的。但如果可以出聲的話，一早已找你了。
如此類推，幾日來陸續得到十幾位朋友的問候。作為一個「死人」，能得到如此的關愛，實在感到幸福，「死」而無憾！

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