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Date Posted: 09:30:58 09/13/08 Sat
Author: Mark S.
Author Host/IP: 68.38.84.79
Subject: Government discount window is now open. Find out if you qualify for a free government guaranteed bailout no interest loan.
In reply to: Mark S. 's message, "I can't wait to see what happens when they(read government) get ahold of Freddie & Fannie....." on 19:46:53 09/10/08 Wed

Only those needing $5 billion need apply. Our printers are working overtime.
Qualifications are as follows:
1) Incompetent management with a “to big to fail” mind set.
2) A large amount of low paid employees to use for extortion purposes. i.e. “if we go out of business all our workers will lose their jobs and pensions.”
3) A promise to make “green” cars that should have been made years ago.
4) A balance sheet so large and “toxic” that you can threaten” the whole financial system will collapse if we go under.”
5) A promise not to leverage your investment dollar 30 to 1 or more.
6) A promise not to deceive investors about “auction rates securities” telling them that these are ‘money market” funds when they are actually 30 year bonds. Only for them to find out the truth when the ‘never fail” auctions fail.
7) A promise not to write mortgages that you know people can’t afford.
Here’s a list of some satisfied customers:
1) Long Term Capital - $5 billion
2) Ford & GM - $25 billion and counting
3) Fannie & Freddie - A blank check! Could be for $500 or $600 billion (if we’re lucky)
4) Bear Stearns - $30 billion.
5) Indymac Bank - $9 billion (covered by 10% of FDIC funds- taxpayers money)
6) Lehman Brothers – should find out Monday
7) Washington Mutual – not long now
8) AIG – another disaster!

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