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Date Posted: 16:04:36 10/19/05 Wed
Author: Celebaelin
Subject: Do dogs go to heaven? What about monkeys?
In reply to: Sunshine 's message, "Re: Do any demons have souls?" on 12:09:56 10/19/05 Wed

The answer, I can reveal, is that dogs go to dog heaven. There is a cross-over area for doggy type people (and humany type dogs) but you are required to carry a pooper scooper/chase any thrown object depending on the number of legs you have.

Monkeys of course have no soul (as they are all French) and so are immediately banished to Hell; which is indistinguishable from Marseille on a Tuesday night anyway.

Demons have souls, just not what you would call luminous ones - the blacker the soul the more powerful the demon. Hence the 'obligate' nature of evil for the aspirational Necromancer (or public official as they are better known).

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