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Subject: Another Joke

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Stir Master

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Date Posted: Monday, October 02, 07:31:13pm

A woman places an ad for a new husband...
Ad says: Wanted - Honest, Good looking man who won't run around on me, won't beat on me and is great in bed.

The next day the doorbell rings and the lady answers the door to find a handsome man on the front porch... only he has no arms and no legs.
The lady says "Can I help you?"
The man says "I came about the ad in the paper for a new husband"
The lady says "what makes you think you qualify?"
The man says " I'm honest and fairly good looking, I don't have any legs so I can't run around on you and I don't have any arms, so I can't beat on you."
The lady says " Yeah, but it also says you have to be good in bed... what makes you think you're qualified for that?"

The man says.... " I rang the door bell, didn't I?"

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