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Date Posted:Friday, March 16, 01:24:47pm In reply to:
Stir Master
's message, "Re: Where is everybody?" on Thursday, March 15, 06:05:21pm
That one was cute there. Here's one I heard a few years ago. It's a little dirty. Well, you wouldn't want to tell it in church anyway.
A sunday school teacher was teaching her 6 year old class about going to heaven. She asked them "Which body part do you think is the first to go to heaven?" A little boy in the front said "I think your head does." The teacher asked why and the boy said, "Heaven is up and your head is the closest thing to heaven." The teacher said "Good job. Now does anyone else think different?" A girl about halfway back said "Your heart." The teacher asked "Why your heart?" The girl replied " It is said that your heart and soul go to heaven, and your heart is a body part, so it would be the first to go." The teacher said "Very good. Does anyone else have anything different?" A boy in the back said "Your feet." The teacher asked "Why your feet?" The boy replied " The other night I walked in Mommy and Daddy's bedroom and Mommy had her feet sticking straight up in the air and said "Oh Lord, I'm coming! .....And I believe she would have went too if Daddy hadn't been holding her down."
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