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Date Posted: Fri, Aug 05, 03:08:53pm
Author: Slurp!!!
Subject: OK!!! I found the talcum power...
In reply to: souphead 's message, "Flexy!" on Fri, Aug 05, 12:48:15pm

Meanwhile in the breakroom at "Hossin' Mascot Central.

souphead: "Oh man Slurp!! You sank my battleship!!! Is there any activity be it mental or physical that you cannot beat me at? ..Heh heh, I guess that is why I am number two..You know, we haven't heard from Flexy in a while, maybe I should post a code "Mollusk"

souphead leaves to go to the communications room.

slurp!!!: "Oh my goodness!! A code "Mollusk"...I better get my diving gear out of the tickle trunk"..

Slurp heads towards the equipment room. sfx of equipment being moved around..

slurp: "Okay...let's see..Grappling hook?...check, mini-tear gas grenades?...check..Greatest hits of Red Sovine? ...check.. Diving gear?... check.. Hmm...my wetsuit looks like it has shrunk a wee bit"..

Meanwhile in the communications room..

souphead: "Better warm up the old computer...dee-da-dee..patches we're depending on you son to dum-de-dumm-da-dee-da-dum.."

ping!

We're online..Oh good Flexy has checked in"

back in the equipment room there are sounds of a struggle. equipment being kicked over, grunts and the occasional cartoon cuss word.

slurp!!!: "Stupid scuba &*^%$$#!!! suit! you used to fit!!..Where is that talcum power??..I think I need my pry bar too..I am almost in.. Pull!!! Pull!!!"

*snap*

slurp!!!: "I'm in the suit! Thats strange, I can't feel my feet anymore..Better head to command central to get intel data from souphead"..

slurp runs off the sound you hear is of two ballons being rubbed together..

meanwhile in command central souphead is playing minefeild on the Mascot mainframe..You hear a squeaking sound getting closer and closer..souphead looks up at the door..

souphead: "Slurp!! My god man! take that scuba suit off..my eyes!! my poor simple eyes!!! Why the hell have you turned purple"..

slurp!!!: "suit...too...tight...circulation almost..cut off...ignore pain...must...save...flexy!!!"

souphead: "Oh that? Yeah, Flexy checked in...everything is fine...no need for code Mollusk"

slurp!!!:...souphead...please..for the love of ivy!!!..take me to...to...sickbay..

slurp passes out and falls to ground

souphead: "sure, sure, sickbay...right..I'll get right to it..*heh-heh* right after this game of minefeild..patches we're depending on you son to dum-de-dumm-da-dee-da-dum.."

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