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Date Posted: Fri, Aug 05, 04:32:23pm
Author: souphead
Subject: patches.....
In reply to: Slurp!!! 's message, "OK!!! I found the talcum power..." on Fri, Aug 05, 03:08:53pm

The horrible sound of squeeking, like an army of mice and scratched chalkboards comes through the Intel-room doors.

souphead "By Crom's beard, what is that horrific sound? *realization* no...not again..it can't be..."

Soupheads usual routine of checking and verifying data with NORAD is put on hold while a heavy breathing Slurp barely reaches the sliding doors, and with one paw, he tries to push the "open" button and he hits it but his hand flies back like an elastic band stretched to its limit. *SNAP*

Slurp "Souphead, you are my last..*choke* hope...help me, please..get the....*gak!*

Souphead flies to "Cabinet G", holder of good things. *click* The key opens the lock and out comes the canola oil. We use canola because of its high heat resistance.
Let the peeling begin...

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