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Date Posted: Tuesday, July 01, 11:54:14am
Author: WATERMELONS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Scientists just released new information the Watermelon has the same effect on men as Viagra does. New Flash: Watermelons sold completely out within minutes in Kansas, Porter, Katy, Danbury, Sweeney, among other places. Lines are long and sales are brisk at HEB & Krogers on watermelons.


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[> Well maybe you need some watermeon to get it up or Viagra! But that sure don't mean the rest of us do! I really do not care much for watermelon! Although I do have some growing in my garden. When they are ready come on out and I will give you one. Doc asys he don't need no damn viagra or watermelon neither! But we that don't need it sure feel sorry for you fellows that do need it! LOL -- Bobby "THE PORTER HICK" Dodson, Tuesday, July 01, 04:41:33pm [1]


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[> [> I knew there was a reason I love watermelon so much!! LOL! -- Jimbeaux, Wednesday, July 02, 02:05:01pm [1]


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[> [> [> Jimbeaux was seen pole vaulting out in the EMU Pastures -- LOL, Wednesday, July 02, 04:23:18pm [1]


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[> I can see it all now! Jimbeaux all set up under a big tent in the Emu pasture with a table set up for eating his watermelon,Soft music playing for the Emu's and Jimbeaux just whistling and hollering come on Baby come see Daddy I have a treat for you! And the whole time the poor little emu's think they are going toget to eat some watermelons! -- Bobby"The Porter Hick" Dodson, Friday, July 04, 09:51:24am [1]


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[> [> Here's a news flash for you...watermelons stay sold out in Katy, have for years. I think the news people just figured out what the good folks of Katy have known all along!! Luling has the watermelon thump every year. Lots of Katy folks go over there and they come to the rice festival every year. Its a good thang, Martha !!! -- ds spittin seeds in Katy.., Saturday, July 05, 08:48:38am [1]


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[> [> [> didn't know you could spit seeds with a "woodie" -- LOL, Saturday, July 05, 12:09:02pm [1]


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[> [> They get the spent seeds Bobby...just the seeds..nothing more. LOL!! Ya'll some sick puppies!!! -- Jimbeaux, Monday, July 07, 03:25:02pm [1]


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