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Date Posted: Friday, August 08, 04:36:59am
Author: yes I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night
Subject: Well the lady that Victoria Osteen pushed in the air plane states that she has had hemmoroidal flareups ever since she was pushed, how does being pushed make the hemmoroids flare up?


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[> Victoria can push me anytime she wants as long as I can push her back. Especially hard enough to work on her hemmoroids. I kinda like her smiles on camera too. -- Pusher that likes to fly first class, Friday, August 08, 08:09:27am [1]


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[> i think this is a golden opportunity for some divine intervention...Please Dear Lord, don't let my wife kill this wicked Flight Attendent on the courthouse steps! Please let her find a back alley in the cover of darkness for this Holy Cleansing...And please Dear Lord, Bless the Flight Attendents hemorrhoids so that they may grow, and grow, and grow, may they be the most magnificent hemorhoids known to mankind, bless them to be painful, so painful that when my wife does catch her in that alley, she begs to be put out of her misery.... -- Joel Osteen, Friday, August 08, 01:15:01pm [1]


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[> Youall should be ashamed of yourselfs! The flight Attendant just wants to get paid! And her hemorrhoidal flareups are no more than a case of the RED ASS when she thinks of Victoria Olsteen and how she pushed her out of the way! We all get the same case of the RED ASS from time to time just over different circumstances and we can't get paid! Maybe when Victoria pushed the lady she fell on something that hit her in the ass and damaged her hemorrhoids ! It will all come out in court hemorrhoids and all ! Can't we all just get paid and get along! LOL -- Bobby"The Porter Hick"{ Dodson, Friday, August 08, 03:11:44pm [1]


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[> I tried to tell Vicky that first class was no place to join the Mile High Club, but she insisted. And when we made that little mess there on the arm of that seat, well i just asked her to go get us some napkins from the rest room. Bbut that Flight Attendent had been watching us all along, and I know she wanted some of me,(Lord Forgive me)..But I never expected her to be so frustrated to give Vicky such a hard time over it. I CERTAINLY never thought it would go this far or I would have just pulled my kerchief out of my suit and used it! -- Mile High Member #69 Joel Osteen, Saturday, August 09, 05:32:05am [1]


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