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Date Posted: Tuesday, August 19, 02:37:35pm
Author: d.s. in K-T
Subject: Milk bath any one?

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'
The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'
The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'
The blonde said, 'No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face'.

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[> LOL That was a good one DS another blond "true story" a blond woman got onto a horse and the horse started walking and she was in the saddle and was fine then the horse started trotting and she was starting to slide out of the saddle, then the horse broke into a gallop, now she was hanging so far off the side her head started hitting the concrete, then she was knocked unconscious, about that time the KMart manager came out and unplugged the horse. TRUE STORY -- Nick Tha P...., Tuesday, August 19, 10:51:46pm [1]


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[> [> What do you call 10 blond women standing in a straight line? A wind tunnel -- Nick Tha P...., Wednesday, August 20, 02:14:59pm [1]


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