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Date Posted: Tuesday, October 28, 09:23:07pm
Author: Nick Tha P....
Subject: Road trip story somewhere in Kansas..

About a month ago was traveling from Kansas back to Houston. Stopped at the tourist center in southern Kansas on the turnpike. Wanted to get Jonathan and Judy some soveniours, was looking an the shelves and I came across bottles of "EMU Juice" it retails for $16.95 a bottle (plus tax of course). Started reading the applications for the EMU Juice and it stated "rub on athritic joints and the pain goes away, excellent for sticky door jambs, wipe in the arm pits to take away unwanted arm pit hair, removed hair from the ears...among many other uses and it was 100% biodegradable! Looked at who made it and he label read "Manufactured, bottled and distributed by Jimbeaux, Inc."....Now this is incredible Jimbeaux has his own line of EMU Juice wow often replicated but never duplicated...

It got down to 27 degrees last night already, the weather is wonderful up here, but the wind is always I mean always blowing up here, it either blows from the north at 40 mph or from the south at 40 mph. Already had to change from my redneck winter clothes to the serious cold weather gear, still buying stuff getting ready for the 10 below weather they get up here, that cold of weather for sure will kill the skeeters up here.

Got pulled over in Enid Oklahoma 3 weeks ago on my trip back up here, he pulled me over doing 87 in a 70 mph zone, he was in a charger I asked him if it had the Hemi and he grinned and said yes, he was nice enough I got a warning and he let me go, he asked if I was still living in Houston, told him yes sir, he asked me where I worked and told him Kansas, he almost dropped his clipboard...LOL

There are classic cars and drag cars everywhere up here, they don't flaunt it as they are very conservative up here but cars are everywhere. Plenty of treasure hunting too, me and Jimbeaux got some treasure hunting places that we got to go visit.

If you ever make up this far call Jimbeaux and have him smoke some of his patented smoked ribs....they will make you slap your momma!

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[> Dang Hippies!! you EAT ribs, you don't smoke 'em!!! you're watchin too much CNN....no wonder you want to slap yer momma....yo moma's gonna kick your azz for talkin like that!! -- you forgotten in Kansas, Dorothy?, Wednesday, October 29, 04:21:15am [1]


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