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Date Posted: Saturday, June 07, 06:12:09am
Author: ds in katy still dressed at this time...
Subject: screwed that up..i here being a Grandpaw is keeping you busy. Billie called Suzie last week or so, Give me a call, we can catch up. better yet come to Katy today, we can throw some mud pies together and have a food fight. Or we can just fir up the grill and have a burger or some yard bird...
In reply to: ds in katy 's message, "not croked. still here. just playing house with Suzie. today we will be making mud pies. tomorrow we are gonna have a mud pie fight, then a senior citizen wet t-shirt contest All in the front yard. we might take our clothes off, depends on the weather. some dummy,(me), decided to yank all the plants out of the beds and re landscape the front. this is the 3rd week end. we ought to have it finished tomorrow or Monday. depends on how serious the mud fight and t shirt deal goes. All is good in Katy!! I hear being a Grandpaw" on Saturday, June 07, 06:03:29am


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[> [> [> Dana read this: -- your eastside trailer park trash buddy..you know who, Saturday, June 07, 10:55:29am [1]

AAADD- KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ!
>
> Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
> Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
> Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. -
> Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
>
>
> This is how it manifests:
>
>
> I decide to water my garden.
>>
>> As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
>> I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
>>
>> As I start toward the garage,
>> I notice mail on the porch table that
>> I brought up from the mail box earlier.
>>
>> I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
>>
>> I lay my car keys on the table,
>> Put the junk mail in the ga rbage can under the table,
>> And notice that the can is full.
>>
>> So, I decide to put the bills back
>>
>> On the table and take out the garbage first.
>> But then I think,
>> Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
>> When I take out the garbage anyway,
>> I may as well pay the bills first.
>>
>> I take my check book off the table,
>> And see that there is only one check left.
>>
>> My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
>> So I go inside the house to my desk where
>> I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.
>>
>> I'm going to look for my checks,
>> But first I need to push the Coke aside
>> So that I don't accidentally knock it over.
>>
>> The Coke is getting warm,
>> And I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
>>
>> As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke,
>> A vase of flowers on the counter
>> Catches my eye--they need water.
>>
>> I put the Coke on the counter and
>> Discover my reading glasses that
>> I've been searching for all morning.
>>
>> I decide I better put them back on my desk,
>> But first I'm going to water the flowers.
>>
>> I set the glasses back down on the counter,
>> Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
>> Someone left it on the kitchen table.
>>
>> I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
>> I'll be looking for the remote,
>> But I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table,
>> So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
>> But first I'll water the flowers.
>>
>> I pour some water in the flowers,
>> But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
>>
>> So, I set the remote back on the table,
>> Get some towels and wipe up the spill.
>>
>> Then, I head down the hall trying to
>> Remember what I was planning to do.
>>
>> At the end of the day:
>>
>> The car isn't washed
>>
>> The bills aren't paid
>>
>> There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
>>
>> The flowers don't have enough water,
>>
>> There is still only 1 check in my check book,
>>
>> I can't find the remote,
>>
>> I can't find my glasses,
>>
>> And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
>>
>> Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
>> I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day,
>> And I'm really tired.
>>
>> I realize this is a serious problem,
>> And I'll try to get some help for it,
>> But first I'll check my e-mail....
>>
>> Do me a favor.
>> Forward this message to everyone you know,
>> Because I don't remember who the heck I've sent it to.
>>
>> Don't laugh if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!!


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