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Subject: Forum statement(s)


Author:
Joey
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Date Posted: 08:19:33 12/14/03 Sun
In reply to: Joey 's message, "Re: Dankus" on 07:54:04 12/14/03 Sun

Pulled from the http://forums.dankus.net

"I beleive your newspaper covers the shitty county that is Ellis county. However, if he did get the newspapers mixed up and my name was mentioned in your newspaper for any damn reason, you will go down." - Blake Barton (User: Tony Soprano)

"But hey, come on, the paper 'is shitty' and 'worthless' so nobody should panic. 'Nobody reads it' anyway, and it's not real 'powerful'" - Me (User: Joey) (Note: the quote marks were around words Forum users had previously described my paper as; I quote verbatim)

"My mom just called me and said she's going to kill me for what was quoted in the paper. Something about me calling my professors 'raging homosexuals' and such. I'm in deep shit." - Shannon McGuire (User: Shannon)

"Find my quote from the thread and post it where I said that, or get a lawyer, a good one." - Blake Barton (User: Tony Soprano)

"if you don't have any hard evidence that I typed, quoted, or communicated that part in the paper in any way, shape, form, or fashion, then you have falsely quoted me, which is slander. This could lead to your newspaper being shut down. Which in turn could lead to the Ellis County Press suing you for damages infringed upon them." - Blake again

(Note: I had found the "Speech Codes" thread just days after he posted this)

"article blows my nuts...seriously...nothing but a bunch of "forums slang" shit talkin...way to exploit people Joey...if my name would have made that article with "crapola" next to it...i'd beat your ass, and drop a hefty lawsuit down..." - James Foshea (User: Fosheezy3230)

"The threads threatening me with lawsuits, eh, those would be thrown out of court, but the stuff -- even if it's joking -- about 'kicking my ass' will need to stop too." - Me (User: Joey)

"No, they will not be stopped. Keep the forum out of your paper, and I will keep my foot out of your ass. Sue me." - Brody Barton (User: pikey)

"I know I gave you permission to quote me, Joey, but I guess I didn't think you'd actually put that I called my professors "raging homosexuals"....I figured it would come out a little better than that or more paraphrasedish (not a word, i know). Bleh. Oh well." - Shannon McGuire (User: Shannon)

"Joey your a dumbfuck. All this paper bullshit is getting to your head, you do deserve a good ass kicking. It is a shitty ass newspaper, a fucking joke, give me a break. I mean, you want to write some bullshit article because your threatened on a fucking internet forum, talk about a fucking kid. This shit happens every day on the net, so shut the fuck up and drive thru." - Matt Cade (User: tikigods33)

"Okay, let's be reasonable about this...Pleeeeeaaaassseee
You fuckin Ferris-white-trash-livin-my-spic-wanna-be-fiance-died-in-a-carwreck-but-not-really-cuz-i-made-all-that-shit-up-bitch-ass-"reporter"-thats-soon-to-get-sued-for-all-twenty-dollars-you're-worth-for-exploitation-ass....
You wanna put that shit in your shitty ass newspaper? My answer is no...Period...yeah, i threatened your ass...but u threaten my integrity by postin that shit in your dicksuckin newspaper...people would take that for all the wrong things...fuck your Webster-Dictionary Matt Drudge wanna be posts and read this...FUCK YOU, KEEP YOUR GODDAMN NOSE OUT OF PEOPLE'S BUSINESS, GO SUCK OFF YOUR EDITOR, LICK MY NUTS, AND GO TO HELL...OH YEAH, GET THE FUCK OUT...DANKUS=CLOSED TO FUCKHEADS LIKE DAUBEN..." - James Foshea (User: Fosheezy3230)

"Its a bullshti paper, any fucking degenerate can write for it. I really doubt anyone is afraid about that bullshit article, its the fact that you take shit and put it out of context." - Matt Cade (User: tikigods33)

(Note: Quoting out of context is the single-most reaction journalists receive after stories)

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"Well first I would learn to pull my head out of my ass. I mean, when you allow shitheads like Joey (who graduate high school at the age of 20) to write in a newspaper that maybe 300 people subscribe to I would definately think that person has a large anal canal and a mishaped head. Furthermore, who the hell is this editor? Does he just not give a shit? Is Joey weaseling his words into this? Is he paying this editor money to write completely slanderous statements about people without their consent? Has the editor been bribed by Joey so that he can write about anything he wants? Has the Ellis County Press sunk so far into a shithole, that the first step to getting out of it is to start writing about an internet forum mainly consisting of 10 people? Give me a break. If I ran the Ellis County Press, I would actually do some reporting and stop browsing the internet and posing up pictures of little kids and putting them on my website. Go out and do some real reporting you dipshit. Save the whales, talk about obesity. I mean, do you see any other newspapers doing this? Writing about an insignificant forum and how the people think and act? Talk about being the bottom feeder of the reporting world, I mean, county. Joey, you are pathetic. You have to rely on people from an internet forum to do your reporting on. I mean if a Dauben can do this, I am sure a fucking monkey could as well. Congradulations! You're below mediocre!" - Blake Barton (User: Tony Soprano)

"If you still have beefs with what has been printed, then send Letters to the Editor: press@elliscountypress.com" - Me (User: Joey)

"Fuck you...even if you are the main cause...you're a lousy reporter(quote that in your next article for me)...you get no appreciation...what good do you do...I can see the headlines now..."A twenty year old male was reprimanded today by a shithole newpaper, Ellis County Press, for threatening to beat the news reporter's ass...IF...Dauben were to print anything with his name in it...The twenty year old male, James Foshea, is believed to be armed and dangerous, and for the time being has been put in time out..."

You see Joey...I only threatened you IF you print that shit...which like Blake said...makes you look more and more like a dickface for searching an internet forum for a story...

Mediocre(as Blake put it)? I beg to differ...this newspaper covers places like Ferris and Palmer...those towns could burn to the ground and nobody would give a flying fuck about them...I think "mediocre" is giving this "Press" too much credit...let's face it...if a twenty something...barely HS grad...no college degree jackass can get a job there writing articles...this paper fuckin blows..." - James Foshea (User: Fosheezy3230)

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Re: DankusRachel09:18:49 12/14/03 Sun
    Re: DankusJoey09:56:26 12/14/03 Sun
    replyRodney11:12:44 12/14/03 Sun


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