| Subject: Sorry, laughing too hard to even think here. |
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kala OMG LOL
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Date Posted: 06:01:00 02/24/02 Sun
Author Host/IP: NoHost/149.99.205.26 In reply to:
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's message, "LOL .. can't wait for what's to come!" on 05:40:18 02/24/02 Sun
>>>>>>>While taking a slow boat to China..
>>>>>>>I enjoyed eating sushi, drinking wine-eh?..
>>>>>>>But what I enjoyed most,
>>>>>>>Was all of the toasts,
>>>>>>>I heard on the ship, every night-a!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>They would first toast the fish of the ocean,
>>>>>>which usually caused a commotion,
>>>>>>the chairs would go flyin,
>>>>>>it's the truth, I'm not lyin,
>>>>>>it was caused when they drank this strange
>potion..
>>>>>
>>>>>Our bartender, Alex was a really strange guy..
>>>>>Why he smelled of camel, no-one knew why...
>>>>>But the Captain thinks,
>>>>>He was "lacing" the drinks..
>>>>>And lots of folks thought they could FLY!!!!
>>>>
>>>>So on my next rocket in space,
>>>>The "moon" and me came face to face..
>>>>I said, "Moon, won't you please,
>>>>tell me what kind of cheese,
>>>>is this on the ground, that I'm eating?"
>>>
>>>There was a voice that came from the blue
>>>I swear to you all of this is true
>>>It said with a hiss
>>>"The cheese is swiss"
>>>In shock I asked, "who're you?!"
>>
>>It was cold and the iceburgs were gigantic...
>>But I couldn't feel it, goin' "hic hic"..
>>As I puked over the side....
>>The ship's name caught my eye..
>>Thank God.. I am still on the Titanic.
>
>I was shaken that I heard that voice
>And decided I had to make a choice
>Give up the booze
>Is what I choose
>Safe & sound on the Titanic, I rejoice!
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