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VO. Read on ... oh yes indeedy, it still continues
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Date Posted: 07:27:03 02/20/02 Wed
Author Host/IP: cache1.winshop.com.au/203.22.127.128
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Davis is dyin here LOL
's message, "LOL ((((( VO))))) It still continues ... I couldn't resist either!!!!! LOL" on 05:19:38 02/20/02 Wed
>>There once was a farmer from Nantucket,
>>Who dropped his Chicken into a bucket.
>>When he fished it out, he began to shout....
>>
>>"It's dead, we better just pluck it"
>>
>>So the Nantucket farmer then took it
>>And into a pot, he done cooked it,
>>With potatoes and peas,
>>and carrots, and cheese,
>>"Can I serve you a bowl", I said, "Chuck it"!!
>>
>>The Nantucket farmer seemed fairly miffed
>>That I'd declined his chicken stew gift
>>But surely you would've done it too
>>If only you'd smelt his putrid brew
>>It stunk to high heavens, it really whiffed!
>>
>>So I gathered the fumes from the potage..
>>Thought I'd give it a shot as a fuelage..
>>It just might run a car,
>>But I'm not sure how far,
>>This incredibly gaseous concoction..
>>
>>I opened the fuel cap of my trusty Ford
>>And with some trepidation the mess I poured
>>I wondered what the outcome would be
>>As I turned the ignition key
>>The engine first sputtered, but then it roared!
>
>At first I thought, this stuff is awesome..
>I'll patent it, sell it in Boston..
>But I learned way too fast..
>that this wasn't gas..
>As my car flew above, straight to Austin...(Texas that
>is)!
I was spotted by Texas Air Traffic Control
On their radar screens I'd made a big hole
I landed at last
The cops grabbed me fast
I'm in jail without chance of parole!
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