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Date Posted: 09:30:54 11/28/03 Fri

Blatantly Banned!!!
Post dated Nov. 21, 2003


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Author: SkinTheKat - Soap Buff Uber Alles

Subject: Um...yeah, ******...Kevin has NO problem telling Blair how HORNY he feels! And Blair Fans are supposed to like that, BECAUSE.... Can you just tell us all, ****** how this Blair feels this insane compulsion to be Klintonesque Kevin's MONICA LEWINSKY beneficial to Blair?!

He married ONE cousin and drove her into the nuthouse. He's still married to the OTHER cousin. He doesn't give a damn about Blair's children, Starr can't stand him. HIS family has no real use for him. If Blair thinks SHE is going to be Mrs. Lt.Governor Kevin Buchanan, she's dropped the Communal Cramer Brain one time too many!


Furthermore, what is wrong with Walker/Todd?! The guy bends over backwards to treat her like a QUEEN and wants to marry her before God and everyone. He loves her children who love him. IF Blair finds out the truth that Walker is Todd it should prove to Blair that she loves Todd no matter what or who he looks like.


Yet, Blair for some reason only apparent to those smoking CRACK, finds Kevin IRRRESISTABLE?!


What is the sense of buying a new pony, if all he can do is the SAME OLE TRICK?! I am sick and beyond tired of Todd Lies To Blair, Blair gets mad and does SOMEONE STUPID, so Todd can blow up and launch Starr Wars, Part 1,000,000 and DUH.


Is it too much to ask for BLAIR to want to hold on to her family for a change instead of acting like some kind of Flighty, Flirtatious ADOLESCENT COQUETTE?! And if she MUST act like such an idiot, why does it HAVE to be Kevin? Ron Walsh isn't doing anybody. Why does there have to be such an ICK factor with Blair?


This is NOT a Todd thing, ******. This is a BLAIR thing. I don't hate the idea of Blair with Kevin, because he isn't Todd, I hate the idea of Blair with Kevin, because he is KEVIN. Blair has no brain what so ever if the guy who worked his way through both her cousins can woo her by leering at her salaciously and throw in a few kind words of appreciation.


Kindly spread the word to TPTB. I didn't appreciate watching BlairHead with PUTRID. I didn't appreciate watching BlairHead with MaxHole. I didn't appreciate Blair with EITHER disgusting incarnation of SAM. This is BEYOND GETTING OLD. I do NOT want to watch BlairHead with KevPig. This is NOT what the writers should be getting paid the big bucks for.


Please pass the word along to TMFIIC


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BANNED FROM BLAIR WORLD


Once upon a time, during the darkest days of the Todd Wars, you couldn't be a T&Ber and BE a Todd Fan. If you had the temerity to admit you were a T&Ber, you were accused of being a Todd-Hating BLAIRIAN. Well, I, SKINTHEKAT, came out proudly to declare myself a Blairian. I even coined the word, "Blair
Firster." It is an irony indeed to announce that I have been banned from Blatantly Blairian because I CONTINUE to do what I've ALWAYS done: fight for the character integrity of Blair. With this column is the post, I guess, that
was the final straw for them. Whatever. I will expound HERE.


FRONTBURNER OR DECIMATION?
A lot of actors and their fans LIKE it when their character is frontburnered. But this can be disastrous when a character is frontburnered in a storyline that decimates their character. A storyline so bad that it alienates fans of that character and/or actor. Viki lost a lot of fans when she went from a respectable matriarch to screw around on Clint with Sloane. She further lost a lot of fans during the Viki Gets Her Groove storyline, being written as an
indifferent mother while screwing around on attic floors and pool tables during Blendie. All kinds of people were outraged that she did and said nothing when
Kevin stole Kelly from Joe and Jessica was on the run with Cris and Will. Robin Strasser may have loved working with Stephen Markle, but many DorLor fans, myself included, hated how the heretofore feisty and independent Cramer
Matriarch was transformed into a Mel Groupie, turning a blind eye as he used her as a Human Interest story, and destroying Cramers United by outing Kelly as Blair's hit and run driver, the whole time sneering at her when he was with Viki.


BITCH GODDESS


Blair has been a frontburner character since she came on the scene as Mia Korf's ASIAN BLAIR. She was a cold-hearted, greedy, grasping vixen with a Take
No Prisoners Approach to things. She wanted money, power and respect. Her only soft spot was Addie. Max Holden declared his love for her, but when push came to shove, Mama came first. She married Asa, but not before she screwed Max on her wedding gown as a private jeer at Asa. Asa raped Blair on their wedding night. Blair didn't go about whining about it like a typical soap twit
would do. Instead she concocted a quickie pregnancy that was so fragile that she could miscarry if she had sex. She even planned to buy a baby to continue the ruse, possibly thinking she could figure out another way to keep the old
coot from touching her when the time came. Max still ardently and passionately wanted Blair, but Asa won out when he enticed her with the promise of helping
her start her own business. Blair stood Max up at the country club to draw up plans with Asa. Blair's finest moments were when her pregnancy was discovered
to be fake after Addie knocked her down the stairs. Even with Cain Rogan and Tina Roberts hot on her trail, she managed to con Dr. Larry Wolek into telling
Asa that she had had a hysterical pregnancy. And Asa bought it. Later on, the well-meaning Asa, who had fallen in love with Blair, double-crossed Blair by giving Addie back to Dorian who hospitalized her. A furious Blair turned on
him in such a rage that he had a heart attack. Then she kicked away the heart pills in the hopes he would die. That was my gal!


BITCH WITH A HEART
Blair returned as Malibu Blair with KDP playing the role. While I did NOT care for the prospect of Blair chasing after Max, because I felt that REAL Blair would not be interested in a Compulsive Gambler, I thought there would be a part of Blair that would be competitive with that Saccharine Smurf, LUNA MOODY, because she saw him first and she was bored. I still missed Mia Korf’s Blair
keenly and felt THIS Blair was rather stupid. Especially if she was staging a suicide to keep her Compulsive Gambler. Still, I liked her bitchy exchanges
with Cord Roberts. Blair was cynical and defensive in the face of Cord’s decency. I felt like, if they kept Blair bitchy and cynical, she could bring
new life to Cord, shake up his world a little bit. Maybe turn him against his good buddy, Max, out of revenge for his hiding behind Luna’s skirts and letting HER be the town pariah. I still wanted Blair with Cord even when Todd Manningcame into her life. I loved their buddy chemistry, but I was a Blair and Cord fan AND a Todd and Rebecca fan. I just figured these two badasses would be great confidantes while they tried to fit with their better halves. I never saw the Christmas Eve Present coming. But when it did, I was blown away. Todd maneuvered Blair away from Cord by deleting his phone messages to her and then
asked Blair to come with him to Florida. Blair refused and he left alone, but then Blair found out Todd was the Lord Heir and tricked HIM into mariiage with a bogus pregnancy. That is when I became a hard-core T&Ber. It was great watching these two cynical OUTLAW badasses bond, not only over their hatred of all those good-guy hypocrites in Blandview, but fall in love with the idea of creating their own little family. And ultimately end up falling in love with each other. It was awesome watching Todd make Blair fall in love with him, kicking and fighting every step of the way. It was greatness watching the ultimate con artist stumble into her own tender trap, by falling in love with her mark. It was wonderful meeting The Bitch With A Heart. Little did I know that every succeeding CWTOC, including Malone himself would end up PARODYING this bitch with a heart and write her as some ooey-gooey bimbo could be forgiving and compassionate to every man who has wronged her BUT Todd. She could only find her bitchbone with him!


THE PATRICK POD GROUPIE
I guess I should have known that the beginning of the end for Blair was when Todd pronounced her his "One True Babe." Because succeeding CWTOC’s have made it their MISSION in life to prove that this pronouncement is a fallacy and
Todd’s Babe is ANYTHING but TRUE. The problem with this is that the writers NEVER TRULY write a Blair-driven storyline that puts HER interests above Todd’s. Indeed, it is all about propping some new DUD of a STUD to be Todd’s romantic rival. Naturally, he has to have such a history with Todd that it is HEINOUS of Blair to go there. Let us start with where it all began.. Patrick Thornheart. Is there ANY doubt in the minds of viewers who THOUGHT they knew the REAL Blair, that IF Blair ended up with ANY man, she’d end up bback with Cord Roberts when Todd was presumed dead? After all, Todd allegedly DID teach Blair how to love another unselfishly. Wouldn’t Cord be drawn to that? Wouldn’t Blair be less cynical and wary of his motivations? Especially since Tina was out of the picture? Wouldn’t it have been just as devastating to T&B if Todd had come back to find Blair married to and pregnant by Cord? So can anyone TELL me why some CWTOC felt it was NECESSARY to have Blair decide to seduce Patrick to get revenge on Marty when she had a team of intrepid reporters at her disposal to dig up his skeletons and put him away for the rest of his life for his Teenaged Terrorism Stint? Okay, so if Blair was married to an impregnated by Cord, Todd could still hate Cord for taking Blair, he could still hate Patrick and Marty for causing him to lose Blair. But they did what they did. Patrick had no use for Blair until he realized, that by
screwing her, he could manipulate Marty into dumping Dylan. Then he dropped Blair like a hot potato. I realize that KDP was pregnant in real life, but for SOME reason POD Blair wants to carry Patrick’s baby to term, knowing that Patrick intends to stay with Marty, even though she knows that scuttles any hopes for reconciliation with Todd and reuniting the family she had planned on and wanted, for this unplanned, unwanted pregnancy. Blair had every reason tto be annoyed with Todd for staging Starr’s kidnapping. Maybe it was necessary to tweak Todd by simpering at Patrick in his presence. But what about when his back was turned? Where was the sneering contempt for the man who had screwed up her life? The man who expected her to be his incubator and raise his bastard alone, facing a hostile ex-husband by herself in a custody battle, while he went on his merry way, reciting "Brown Penny" to his beloved Margaret? Blair should have hated his guts. REAL Blair would have hated his guts, but the Patrick Worship continued.


SAM’S GOOD WIDDLE GIRRRL
Enter Big Coach Mac Daddy "Sam the Sham" Papadork. "Coach" was "Boomer’s" mentor and father figure, so naturally he ends up in bed with Blair, because he can’t have Nora and THIS Blair finds him frankly…irresistible. Now mind you,
Blair had hooked up with a significantly OLDER man, before. Remember Asa Buchanan? Sam’s allure for Blair COULD have been that he was a rich, successful lawyer AND it annoyed the hell out of Todd. But Blair or REAL Blair, that is, would have never allowed Sam to jump her bones without a WEDDING RING. Yeah, she would have married Sam for his money, as she should have, not GAFF that he was carrying a twenty years old torch for Nora. But there was a REASON why I called Old Wrinkled Fart Sam ASA BUCHANAN’S REVENGE. Blair becomes his devoted love slave. Sam’s Good Widdle Girrrllll, giving him…GRRR …. A FREE piece of ass!!! Then he kicks her to the curb with the pretext that she helped Todd pull the wool over his eyes with her DID scam (when she ratted Todd out to him) because he had finally found a way to worm his way back into Nora’s life. If THIS wasn’t enough for OLTL’s intrepid CWTOC, they had to REGURGITATE this sorry formula for the younger Sawed Off Sam, with Laurence Lau humping KDP’s leg like a horny terrier. THIS time, Coach had been dumped by Nora for Dr. Chestway’s amazing pecs. Never mind that LINDSEY would have
taken him back in a NYC minute, assuming he could get her out of jail. Never mind that Claire the Hospital Administrator was not only single, but was Nora’s height and had red hair. Nope, Coach set his sights on Boomer’s WIFE. Getting drunk and hitting on her and getting mad and getting even when Boomer got upset about it. Now, Blair, the REAL Blair would be gloating over Sam’s misery that his Goddess Nora fell off his pedestal and had not only feet, but legs and hips of clay. But not THIS one, nope not only was she GRATEFUL to this schmuck for getting involved in her marriage, but she worshipped at the altar of his
wonderfulness, just praying she would be good enough! When she was drawn back to Todd in spite of the DBL, she was even apologetic for ditching The Fidget for the father of her children.

BUT HE’S MY RAT
Luckily we were spared the idea of Blair worshipping at the altar of Max Holden’s goodness and striving to be worthy of his love. I think that even the WORST of CWTOC knew they would have difficulty selling THAT angle to the viewers. So they wrote Max as this abusive cad and Blair as his abuse-sucking bimbo. Max was heinous because Todd fought him for Blair’s honor when he called her "The Town Pump." What an auspicious beginning for the Soulmates that were B&Misery. The ONLY people who loved this hideous couple were the
TnTers, mainly because it was TnT with sex, I don’t know. All I know is that Max proved how little regard he had for Blair by taking money from Asa to seduce her into betraying Todd. This AFTER she helped him try to retrieve his
twins and even talked Ian into coughing up some ransom money. The problem is that REAL Blair would have been too busy pursuing IAN ARMITAGE to give a penniless Max a second glance. Later, he sold her out again by giving Asa his
two percent shares of The Sun, thus enabling her annoying flea of a cousin to take over her paper and fire her. Then ended up sleeping with said cousin and rubbing Blair’s nose in it. For some damned reason, they got back together again and ended up married with Max posing as Asa and Renee’s long lost Buchie Brat. Now REAL Blair would have found a way to get BEN into her clutches married him and then showed up at Asa’s door with her hand outstretched, but…
SIGH. Max later started screwing around on Blair with Skye. When she vehemently objected, he moved Skye in on Blair. Did anyone else cringe in horror and disgust when Blair and Skye played Dueling Teddies, battling each other for Max’s dubious affections? When even Twit Kelly was wondering why
Blair was hanging on to Max, her famous line said it all, "He’s a rat, but he’s MY rat!’ How could Blair take that angle with Max but not the father of her children?! I will NEVER get that one. In any case, we were subjected of last simpering scenes with Blair and Max before JDP left the show, of Blair oohing and cooing at Max, telling him what a wonderful Daddy he was. And THIS was the
man who had abandoned his twins with his dead wife’s relatives. DAYUM!

COULD MALONE BE THAT STUPID?
I asked this once in a post. Could Griffith and Malone be stupid enough to snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory by taking the popular character that was Walker and make him NuTodd ONLY to have Blair end up screwing Kevin?! Little
did I know that this would be a RHETORICAL question, because yes, it seems, they COULD and WOULD be THAT stupid. Like MANY other T&Bers , I felt that Roger "Girls Are Yucky" Howarth and his many outs, his stupid clauses
and "certain contract restrictions" were what was keeping Todd, T&B, and particularly BLAIR unviable. By the time the Dead Baby Lie was exposed, we were totally burned out and bitter on the idea of T&B. Roger’s stint with Todd
Manning channeling Jerry Lewis or DIPPY THE GOOF just about did us in. Most of us privately admitted we were ready to retire our Tin Foil Hats and jump off the T&Banana Boat while some of us even publicly admitted it. We even resigned ourselves to Blair and Troy, knowing there was no real heat there, but at least we were being spared the ever present "ICK" factor that the writers liked to put with Blair and anyone NOT TODD. We were disappointed when NO effort was made to write Blair and Troy. Even though we were secretly relieved that Blair was keeping her panties on and trying to make a life for herself and her children WITHOUT jumping into bed with some man. Then came Walker, an exciting, mysterious, enigmatic man who was cool and calculating and appeared to be fascinated with Blair. For the first time in seven years we were DELIGHTED with Blair’s new man. Walker and Blair fans sprung up over night. We settled in, believing that the CWTOC had finally put down their crackpipes and written a viable triangle with Blair and Troy as the interim couple broken up by Walker until Troy could figure out Lindsey was the woman he should be with. Kevin oozed into the picture, but he was trying to steal Blair’s paper and rip off a piece of ass. No one was taking him that seriously. He was just
someone Walker could prove his mettle on with Blair. Little did we know. Suddenly Troy was transformed, without rhyme or reason, into this psycho and Blair, instead of being INSULTED by Kevin’s proposition that she cheat on him
with his wife and her cousin by being his backstreet whore, was FLATTERED. I guess we ALL should have seen the writing on the wall when the Wonderful Walker was outted as Todd with Plastic Surgery. Naturally Todd must ALWAYS have a
rival for Blair to betray him with. Connect-the-dots writing, as usual.

KEVIN DOES THE CRAMERS
Never have the viewers been more vocal about NOT wanting a coupling. Never has the CWTOC been more determined to tell the story the viewers don’t want to see. I guess this team has such an ego, they assume that they can turn this
rancid, sour, digusting vile LEMON pairing of BLEVIN into a CHERRY. I can promise you that BLEVIN will only turn off the viewers AND turn off televisions on OLTL. It would be bad enough with Roger playing Todd; it is twice as infuriating with Trevor playing Todd. First of all, why ARE the viewers making a point of saying, loud and clear, "WE DON’T WANT TO WATCH THIS?" Let’s start with: FIRST IMPRESSIONS ARE LASTING IMPRESSIONS. I was thinking
long and hard how the idea of a Blair and Kevin pairing would even be remotely PALATABLE to the viewers. Obviously some kind of BLEVIN was in the works back when OLTL had cast Walker and were casting about for "JOSH." Mind you, THAT was when MITCH MANIA was afflicting OLTL with a vengeance. So why not make Kevin a contender? Why not bring Kevin on to help his mother defeat Mitch? Why not have Kevin and Blair as allies against a mutual enemy, a mutual threat to both their families. Thus building a bond of mutual respect and admiration for each other’s courage and resourcefulness? Later on, an understandable attraction could grow. Kevin, being disillusioned with Kelly, COULD end up infatuated with Blair, but NO. That would mean that there would be no "ICK" factor with Blair and that HAS to be there, by God. Kevin oozed onto the scene, immediately hitting on Blair like a lounge lizard on a drunk chick.
Suggesting that Blair sell him her paper and go to bed with him. When she refused, he allowed Asa to stage a hostile takeover of The Sun, offering her a position once he succeeded, preferably on her knees. Later he would offer
Blair the position of his back-door whore, while admitting he would never leave Kelly for Blair, because he needed Kelly to further his political ambitions. For some ungodly, unknown reason, Blair is flattered rather than insulted by
Kevin’s offer. Instead of laughing at him and kicking him in the balls as he so richly deserves, Blair believes in the fiction that they can be just "good friends," oblivious to the fact that every move he makes is manouvering her
into his bed. The "accidental" meetings. The "spontaneous" confession that Kelly screwed around on him (to get a sympathy fuck), all his soulful confidences, etc. ad nauseum. But it all comes down to WHY does Blair even
waste her time on this joker? Kevin is a misogynistic womanizer. He broke up both her cousins’ marriages to other men. A man who truly loves a woman does not break up her home, and ruin her life, leaving her open to censure. Because men will be men and women are held up to a higher standard of morals. Naturally, if Kevin was hot to trot before, Blair acquiring a wedding ring has
kicked it up another notch or two. Little does she know that since her hubby is really TODD and Kevin knows it, that it REALLY adds spice to his chase. Even if Blair is oblivious to the fact that Kevin is out to stick it to T&B,
Blair figuratively and Todd literally, she is OLD enough to KNOW what Kevin’s game is about, she’s old enough to know that people; i.e. Walker, Dorian, Viki, Asa, Governor Hairpiece, etc. believe there is NO smoke without fire. It’s not like she is some naieve 20 year old straight from the boondocks. Blair will never see thirty again. She’s not only been around the block, she’s jogged around it several times. SO, WTF is she willing to let everyone believe that
Kevin has added or is about to add another Cramer notch to his belt. WTF is she encouraging him in his belief that the Cramers are his personal harem? And who’s next in this tasteless story: Dorian? Melinda? Addie? Starr?!

BLAIR DELSNOTTO?
Already, on certain boards, there can be NO criticism of Blair OR the writing of Blair. All REAL Blair Fans must blindly support KDP no matter WHAT stupid, destructive direction they take Blair in. Already, there is an apologia being spun by these BLAIRHEADS which goes like this. It is not BLAIR’S fault if she sleeps with Kevin. It’s TODD’S fault. By lying to her and making a fool of her again, he incited her revenge with Kevin. Why, he might just as well have WALKED Blair to Kevin’s bed and forced her to spread her legs for Kevin by his heinous actions. Now WHERE have we read this kind of spin before?! HMMM? Ahhh yes, when Todd walked Tea to Andrew’s bed by refusing to screw her
himself. This is twice as heinous as THAT. Tea’s reasons for dropping trou with Andrew are FAR more valid than Blair’s would be for taking her panties off
for Kevin. I can’t defend this. It’s my biggest fear come true when I heard that Todd would be back and McTrash would be penning T&B. BLAIR DELSNOTTO, but dumbed down to the point of infinity. I WON’T defend this. This is NOT in
character for the Blair I was once so fond of. And I’m disappointed that even with her CREATOR, The Labiniot’s awful interpretation of Blair as some bimbo-
ish DELIA REID RYAN would prevail when he once wrote a ruthless woman with ambition and brains who wanted RESPECT.

BLITHERINGLY BLAIRHEADED!!
I don’t care HOW much this storyline puts KDP’s Blair on the frontburner. This storyline is NOT beneficial to the actress OR the character. How is it possible that Blair would find KEVIN, of all people so damned irresistible that
she would put herself in the position to: Lose the support of her Cramer Family and Viki. Revive the animosity between herself and Kelly. Lose the love of her husband. Possibly lose custody of her children. Lose the respect of her children, Leave herself open as the butt of ridicule as a Monica Lewinsky, Klintonesque Kevin’s BIMBO ERUPTION? A bathroom joke. Hell, the ULTIMATE BLONDE JOKE?! How is a BLEVIN pairing beneficial to BLAIR?! Moreover, how is this BLEVIN pairing beneficial to KDP? She barely survived
the FIRST bout of destruction with Patrick. Since we are recycling the SOS can STARR WARS with Jack along for the ride be far behind? The BEST case scenario
is the is where KDP loses ANOTHER large chunk of her fanbase to some NEW, younger actress they want to prop as NuTodd’s NEW TRUE BABE. The WORST case scenario is that they plan on making Blair so disgusting and unappealing to her former fans and the viewers at large, that it will be a RELIEF when they kill off Blair. Really, if it IS written in STONE that Blair MUST drop her panties
for some other guy every time she gets in a snit with Todd, WTF does it have to be KEVIN?! Kevin and Todd don’t need BLAIR to hate each other. They already had that in spades. Blair was totally unnecessary and superfluous here. She’s
dumbed down to nothing but a trophy chick and it’s a mystery to the viewers why they’d fight over this bimbo. Truly, I ‘d rather see Blair a victim of the Music Box Killer than be subjected to this crap. There are two other available, handsome SINGLE men in this town. Blair could easily find solace in RON WALSH’s bed. Or better yet, the CWTOC could start realizing SOME payoff in their expensive investment in Michael Easton’s JOHN McBAIN and write Blair
finding solace in HIS bed. This would frontburner him by putting HIM on Todd’s shitlist AND pull him out of JAVA Hell, while he endures gNatalie’s abuse. I’d rather watch Blair and McBain or Ron Walsh than BLEVIN. But I guess the "ICK" factor isn’t there, so, ANYWAY… The attitude on certain boards and with certain "Blair Fans" (that like to hang out with the Blair Haters At The Dingleberry) is that if I’m a REAL KDP/Blair fan, I’ll support her in no
matter WHAT sorry, suckass storyline they come up with. MY attitude is that the REAL KDP/Blair fans should be raising hell over this. And since that is what I AM, that is what I’m doing. And I urge all the REAL Blairians to do
what I’m doing. Raise hell. Point out what should be the obvious. And any BLAIRHEAD that doesn’t like it can kiss my big ole Blairian Butt!

NEW PONY, SAME OLD TRICK
So now we have an actor who is prepared to stay out his contract WITHOUT any outs and restrictions. An actor who has proven chemistry even as Walker but still was a hit with fans as NutTodd,. Why make him Todd at ALL? Walker and
Blair would have been greatness to watch. Mitch’s brother dealing with The Cramer Coven and Blair’s rascally children. What do we get instead? The SOS. That’s right. Instead of getting a wonderful Walker and Blair storyline
without all that old T&Baggage, we get Walker is Todd. Todd is lying to Blair. Everyone BUT Blair knows who he is. Blair finds out. Blair does Someone Stupid. Todd Gets Pissed. Another chapter of Starr Wars ensues with
BOTH Todd and Blair yelling about yanking the kids out of each other’s life. And Todd gets to show what a badass he is by getting his ass kicked by every man in town and beating up on no one BUT Blair! So the CWTOC went through ALL this trouble to get the viewers to invest in NuT&B only to pull the SOS, the same old TIRED crap that has been going on ad nauseum for the past seven years. THIS storyline obviously wasn’t written for us viewers. Us viewers were USED for this storyline. If this storyline was written for us viewers, Todd would be written as dead, TSJ would be written as Walker and Blair would be written as BLAIR, for a change. Or they would write Todd as Todd and Blair as BLAIR for a change. But THIS was storyline to see that US viewers were used to demonstrate to Roger the Dodger that HE was NOT indispensable to OLTL. "See, ya PUNK, we easily replaced you!" Now that we have served our
purpose, I guess it’s time to put TSJ’s NuTodd with someone new and shelve KDP’s Blair with some jerk to prop, so we’ll be properly grateful IF they do us the dubious honor of regurgitating the same crappy T&B we have been seeing
since 1996. And it is such a damned SHAME, because if written RIGHT, T&B and the Manning Family, itself have such ROOTABILITY. Who, in their right minds, DOESN"T want The Mannings to reunite and square off against the Self-Righteous Hypocrites? Llanviews own version of The Osbornes, The Addams Family and the Bundys? Todd and Blair and their precocious children deflating the self-righteous egos of Llanview’s Hoi Poloi would have been a HOOT to watch. T&B have been a consistent dream of most viewers BECAUSE they saw the potential that the writers have chosen to ignore. That’s why, even during the WORST of it, viewers tried to ignore the bizarre pairing of June Cleaver and Dippy the Goof in hopes that the writers would pull their heads out of their anuses and DO IT RIGHT. However, the writers, filled with their T&X and Blair and Sleazeball wetdreams have been pissing all over this dream since MALONE HIMSELF who was all hot to do Todd and Marty AND Blair and Max. Luckily ANOTHER Hollywood Celebrity Screwup has surfaced to cover their incompetent asses. Last time, their Blair and Patrick screwup could be blamed on O.J. Simpon, THIS time MICHAEL JACKSON rides to their rescue. But, O.J. or NO O.J., Michael or NO Michael, the ratings could be SO much higher if the CWTOC would give the
viewers pay off and validation. But, to quote one "wise and all knowing" Soap Pontiff, "It’s not the story the viewer’s want to see, it’s the story that WE want to tell!" They STILL don’t get it and by the looks of things, THEY
NEVER WILL.


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