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Date Posted: Friday, October 28, 11:43:31am
Author: Sher
Subject: A little levity to start off everyones weekend with a laugh......... 7 AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES!

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
Simply pour a cup of
boiling water down your throat and presto! The
blockage will be almost
instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting
the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your
veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you
hit the snooze button.

6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST......

7. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

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